[Accidental Video/Text]

[wavesofjade]

Ah..

[The video only shows the briefest flash of a face - deep jade eyes with a soft yellow glow, grey skin and black hair that's drenched down from its usual style and curled in wet tendrils around a confused and wary expression. She has been there for some time now, though quietly, getting her bearings, working out what this place might be and whether or not she truly is dead.

The answer to the last - and most pressing - of her concerns appears to be 'no', but of course that brings up a whole new set of questions and problems. No afterlife that she had ever heard of had been anything like this.

A moment later, after giving a clear view of her location - a quiet corner of the plaza - the video feed is ended. It's several more minutes before a text is sent out.]


If It Is Not Too Much Trouble.
I Would Appreciate Some Assistance.



[[ooc: Please feel free to respond however you like! Action is fine too :>]]

Comments

[grandhighblood]

[No need to work so hard, Jadeblood. He'll just step a little more into the light for ya. Get that gleaming facepaint on the screen, orange eyes staring dull straight at her.]

Jade, yeah?

[wavesofjade]

[Oh, you really didn't have to do that. She leans back a little from the screen, as if that might help.

It doesn't.]

Yes.. that is correct.

[grandhighblood]

[But it makes you look scared, and it sure does help him! It's been a while since anyone's actually shown a bit of fear of his presence.]

Real nice motherfucking hue, Jade all is...

Name, Jadeblood.

[wavesofjade]

[She hesitates, a tiny frown appearing between her eyebrows.]

I am the Dolorosa.

[grandhighblood]

[The name he knows. Hell, he knows lots of names- but just pretends not to... makes for a more interesting conversation sometimes.

He just nods lazily.]

Know who the motherfuck I AM?

[wavesofjade]

[She draws in a quick breath. Her voice is small as she replies.]

... The Grand Highblood.

[grandhighblood]

Good. Least we all got that motherfucking noise out of the way, yeah? Get them motherfucking annoying little introduction of the obvious information out of the way.

[Come now, Dolorosa! Loosen up a bit.]

[wavesofjade]

[For you? Never.]

Yes, quite..

[Pause.]

Would you be so.. obliging.. as to give me some information?

[grandhighblood]

Now aren't you a motherfucking bold little motherfucker, asking the Grand Highblood for something?

[He chuckles.] I'll have your motherfucking inquiries, Jadeblood.

[wavesofjade]

The information I have been supplied with has been...

[A pause.]

Unhelpful in its phrasing. Do you know the purpose of this place?

[grandhighblood]

That's the motherfucking trick of the place. It's an unfunny punchline of the question that masquerades as a motherfucking joke. There just ain't no purpose to it.

[He's only been here for a short while himself.]

Guess it's a fun house. A come one come all kind of upward spiraling pit of the nastiest motherfucking fun a group of motherfuckers could all conjure up.