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[sniffdeceit]

1 WOULD JUST L1K3 TO PO1NT OUT TH4T TH1S 1S 4 JOK3 1N V3RY POOR T4ST3
1 WOULD F1L3 4 FORM4L COMPL41NT ON TH3 M4TT3R 1F 1 B3L13V3D 1T WOULD DO 4NY GOOD
BUT W3 4LL KNOW TH4T 1SN'T TH3 C4S3!
4S 1T ST4NDS, 1 M4Y JUST H4V3 TO S3TTL3 FOR G4NK1NG 4 C3RT41N CLOWN'S FONT COLOR
UGH, BUT 1T F33LS SO D1RTY

((Translation: I would just like to point out that this is a joke in very poor taste
I would file a formal complaint on the matter if I believed it would do any good
But we all know that isn't the case!
As it stands, I may just have to settle for ganking a certain clown's font color
Ugh, but it feels so dirty))

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[bethehugejerk]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD MY TONGUE FELL OUT.
CAN WE NOT JOKE ABOUT THE MURDER THING
NOT EVEN A LITTLE
IS THAT A THING WE CAN DO.
BECAUSE, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, THAT BLOOD COLOR AND MURDER DON'T MAKE FOR A FUNNY TOPIC.

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[sniffdeceit]

TO SOM3, M4YB3
BUT 1 DON'T HON3STLY 3NJOY H4V1NG TH1S BLOOD 1N MY V31NS R1GHT NOW 4ND 1'M CHOOS1NG TO M4K3 L1GHT ON 1T
PLUS 1T'S NOT 3NT1R3LY UNTRU3
TH3 URG3 TO SUBJUG4T3 LOW3R BLOOD3D TROLLS 1S TOT4LLY TH3R3
4ND 1 TH1NK 1 COULD 1F 1 W4NT3D

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[bethehugejerk]

TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT THAT BLOOD MEANS WHEN MY MOIRAIL IS WHO HE IS AND HAS DONE WHAT HE HAS.
BUT I CAN'T JUST GO UP AND PACIFY YOU IF YOU DECIDE MURDERING IS THE THING TO DO
SO DO ME A FAVOR AND LAY OFF THE WANT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
A NEEDLE HAS SCRATCHED INTO ME STATING GENERICALLY THAT "WOW, DEATH REALLY SUCKS"
AND SO I WILL SPIN ON FOREVER, A BROKEN RECORD YELLING INTO THE VOID TO LAY OFF THE GODDAMN KILL CRACK ALREADY.
BESIDES
WITH YOUR WHOLE JUSTICE GIG YOU CAN'T TELL ME FALLING INTO MURDER MODE JUST BECAUSE YOUR BLOOD TOLD YOU TO IS GOING TO HOLD UP IN AWFUL CHALK COURT.

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[sniffdeceit]

1 S41D SUBJUGAT3 1N TH4T 1NST4NC3
NOT MURD3R
TH3R3'S 4 SUBST4NT14L D1FF3R3NC3 TH4T *WOULD* HOLD UP 1N COURT
BUT DON'T WORRY
1'M NOT TH4T SORT OF G1RL!

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[bethehugejerk]

YOU GET THE POINT!
BUT SO LONG AS YOU'RE AVOIDING SOMETHING REGRETTABLE, THEN I'LL LAY OFF THE FUSSING.

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[sniffdeceit]

PFFT
NOW DON'T GO TOO F4R
W3 4LL KNOW YOU'LL FUSS NO M4TT3R WH4T

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[bethehugejerk]

OKAY FINE
BUT IT'S FOR THE SAKE OF THE TEAM, SO YOU CAN'T EVEN BLAME ME THIS TIME.

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[sniffdeceit]

1 SUPPOS3 1 COULD G1V3 YOU SOM3 L33W4Y!
M4YB3

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[bethehugejerk]

NOT EVEN A MAYBE.
IT IS MY JOB TO LOOK AFTER YOU DOOFUSES, AND I REFUSE TO NEGLECT THAT DUTY BY EVEN AN INCH.