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[sniffdeceit]

1 WOULD JUST L1K3 TO PO1NT OUT TH4T TH1S 1S 4 JOK3 1N V3RY POOR T4ST3
1 WOULD F1L3 4 FORM4L COMPL41NT ON TH3 M4TT3R 1F 1 B3L13V3D 1T WOULD DO 4NY GOOD
BUT W3 4LL KNOW TH4T 1SN'T TH3 C4S3!
4S 1T ST4NDS, 1 M4Y JUST H4V3 TO S3TTL3 FOR G4NK1NG 4 C3RT41N CLOWN'S FONT COLOR
UGH, BUT 1T F33LS SO D1RTY

((Translation: I would just like to point out that this is a joke in very poor taste
I would file a formal complaint on the matter if I believed it would do any good
But we all know that isn't the case!
As it stands, I may just have to settle for ganking a certain clown's font color
Ugh, but it feels so dirty))

Comments

[Action]

[sniffdeceit]

Stop looking so happy and eat your sandwiches.

[Must make up for compliment...]

You really should have brought something else with these. Like a soup, maybe.

[Action]

[420]

[He had already sank his teeth into one of the sandwiches, not bothering to clear his mouth to speak.]

Got some wicked elixir for my sister to drink if she be wanting to.

[Action]

[sniffdeceit]

No. No Faygo. No thank you.

[They had plenty of that on the meteor, thanks.]

Nor are you making Faygo soup, because we're not even going to discuss how gross that would be!

[Action]

[420]

[But would it be gross, Terezi? Would it be?

The thought of it sure has Gamzee drifting a little, trying to imagine the beauty of faygo soup while his eyes go slightly unfocused and the sandwich he was eating just kinda hangs there, half-way to his mouth.]

[Action]

[sniffdeceit]

[Terezi rolls her eyes and gives the troll a light thwack on the head.]

[Action]

[420]

[He jerks upright. Not that the thwack hurt any. He's got too much bouncy hair for that. He does end up giving Terezi a doopey smile though.]

Woah. Shit. Guess what, sister, I just did all had me the most motherfuckin' beautiful plan get to happening here in my sponge, just like poof like that.

[Action]

[sniffdeceit]

No. Whatever it is, no.

Especially if it's Faygo soup.

[Action]

[420]

How did you fuckin' know what I was gonna say? Are you seein' in at a bro's sponge?

[Action]

[sniffdeceit]

Yes, you got it in one, Gamzee! I am the Seer of Sponges. It is me.

Or I just used my superior nose for evidence. Take your pick.

[Action] 1/?

[420]

...

can you smell my brain?

[Action]

[420]

[what would thoughts even smell like? do they smell like the thing he is thinking of? How does this work?]

[Action]

[420]

Can you sniff like what I'm thinkin' at right now?

[Action] OH I AM DONE NOW. i should. say that.

[420]

[it is totally faygo.]

[Action]

[sniffdeceit]

[Where's Cal for a 3xFacepalm combo when you need him?]

I'm sure it has to do with rainbows, miracles, or the usual disgustingly sweet fizzy drinks.

[Action]

[420]

[Just this face. His voice is kinda soft and awed. Like he just witness something amazing. You might even say

a miracle.]

Goddamn.

[Action]

[sniffdeceit]

Yes, I know. I'm incredible.

[She grabs another sandwich off the plate, but doesn't really do anything with it. Her brow is furrowed in a frown.]

How can you stand that, anyway?

[Action]

[420]

[He tilts his head, his brows rising a little.]

Stand what, my sister?

[Action]

[sniffdeceit]

I dunno... Being all sopored up all the time. Don't you hate the way it keeps you dopey?

[Action]

[420]

[He remains quiet for a moment.]

I like not being all about wanting to lay into even my best bro and cracking nugs off like I'm in the biznasty of selling heads at to the motherfucker being in the possessing of having the biggest fuckin' heap of boonies.

[Not the cheeriest subject. He doesn't stop eating though. Maybe just to have something to do. Maybe he's just hungry.]

People dig me better like this. I'm better like this.

[Action]

[sniffdeceit]

Don't you have a moirail, though? Once you're calmed down, doesn't that make it easier?

[Sure, sober Gamzee was a creep and a half, but he hadn't tried to kill anyone for a while last she'd been aware of. Not that she'd been aware of a lot of the weird things he did...]

You don't even have indigo blood in you right now!

[Action]

[420]

I dunno.

[He honestly has never been sober in Vatheon for long enough to know whether or not he could handle it. The only times sobriety has been the name of the game for him, the game quickly turned into happy murder fun town.

And it is true that he doesn't even have indigo blood. But what he does have is the junkie's curse. He's an addict plain and simple and when he can get away with it, of course he's gonna take his feel good drugs.]

Feels like... why we gotta be messing with a good motherfuckin' thing what we got going here? Life's easy like this. Why does it gotta be any shit else than like this?

[Action]

[sniffdeceit]

And if everyone did what you did, this place would go to shit!

[Is she angry? Is this really something she needs to be getting angry over?

She sighs, pinching the bridge of her nose under her glasses.]

Sorry. Just a little irritable.

[Action]

[420]

It's cool.

[He chews another mouthful of sandwich before adding.]

Hey, you ain't gotta worry, aight? Me and Karkat, we got this motherfuckin' thing, our shit be in the fuckin' bag. Like... fuck, if we all had us a motherfuckin' bag it'd be a real sweet-ass one, maybe like with one of those motherfuckin' bows what Kanaya does dig loads, and there'd be shit all up inside of the bag making motherfuckers go like wow, shit, look at all that motherfuckin' shit what those bros got covered there, woah, man.

Yeah.

We got this.

[Action]

[sniffdeceit]

[Gamzee, you are quite possibly the most hopeless individual she's ever met.]

Suddenly all my fears are assuaged! Imagine that.

How could I have ever thought there was anything wrong with this picture whatsoever?

[Her response is a solid brick of sarcasm that she fully expects to miss the other troll by a mile.]

[Action]

[420]

[Sarcasm, man. How does that even fuckin' work.]

Good. Wouldn't be wanting to be inducing any motherfuckin' sort of fuckin' jitters in my good sister here.