Dist the Reaper (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
therevengejournal) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
caughtinanetwork2012-12-26 09:55 am
therevengejournal) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-12-26 09:55 am
Entry tags:
α // video
[The SFC screen flickers for a moment before revealing a silver-haired, bespectacled individual, who is examining the screen quite intently and presumably also taking a look at all the buttons around it. He appears rather enchanted by all the various functions that the little machine appears to have, but his facial expression snaps to irascible almost instantly, as though he remembers why he turned on this weird thing to begin with.]
There is only one person who would even be able to come up with such an elaborate hoax and pull it over my eyes - you know who you are. And I demand that this person remove this prank right now!
[He is visibly irritated, although more from the fact that he cannot leave this ridiculous made-up world and return to his idea of sanity. The fact that he has to even ask to be released is taking a lot out of his pride, but he's already tried everything. A slight mark on his forehead remains as a trace of such attempts...
Because this place is insane, isn't it? Who is supposed to believe that there exists some city under the sea and in some different dimension? Where is the scientific basis?]
No, I do not buy your silly welcome brochure at all, and the local people wave their hands around the subject just like you do. And I'm playing along with your little game right now so that you can stop this! I expect to wake up back at the lab, in my chair, and respectably dry!
[Because, in case the viewer has not yet noticed, the man is noticeably drenched. His hair is sticking to the sides of his face, and his rather flamboyant outfit's petal-like frills around his collar are flopping around like wilted flowers. His delivery of the last phrase suggests that he rather dislikes his current state with a passion - not only is he wet, but his clothes! Ruined!]
Just you wait! This is definitely going into my revenge journal!
[So, many a dropped hint to a certain individual. Vatheon, perhaps some of you know of whom this poor man speaks of?]
There is only one person who would even be able to come up with such an elaborate hoax and pull it over my eyes - you know who you are. And I demand that this person remove this prank right now!
[He is visibly irritated, although more from the fact that he cannot leave this ridiculous made-up world and return to his idea of sanity. The fact that he has to even ask to be released is taking a lot out of his pride, but he's already tried everything. A slight mark on his forehead remains as a trace of such attempts...
Because this place is insane, isn't it? Who is supposed to believe that there exists some city under the sea and in some different dimension? Where is the scientific basis?]
No, I do not buy your silly welcome brochure at all, and the local people wave their hands around the subject just like you do. And I'm playing along with your little game right now so that you can stop this! I expect to wake up back at the lab, in my chair, and respectably dry!
[Because, in case the viewer has not yet noticed, the man is noticeably drenched. His hair is sticking to the sides of his face, and his rather flamboyant outfit's petal-like frills around his collar are flopping around like wilted flowers. His delivery of the last phrase suggests that he rather dislikes his current state with a passion - not only is he wet, but his clothes! Ruined!]
Just you wait! This is definitely going into my revenge journal!
[So, many a dropped hint to a certain individual. Vatheon, perhaps some of you know of whom this poor man speaks of?]
video;
Oh? If you're so certain as to who is behind this, I'm certain the rest of us would like to know.
video;
[This is all that man's little trick, after all. Therefore, everyone here must know to some extent... right?]
video;
video;
Deluded? How dare you call me such a thing! Deluded are the people like you, who cannot recognize my genius!
[He's aware that his genius is very often mistaken for delusion, insanity, mania... and such is the opinion the unintelligent fools he's surrounded by. It doesn't make him any less angry at being called such, however.]
video;
video;
[He waves the flimsy piece of paper at the screen.]
video;
video;
This is absolute madness! And yet...
[Dist retreats into reading the pamphlet again. Well, he really wants his chair. And his lab. If he can have them here it doesn't matter too much. And this place could have lots of new things to discover! Oh, the knowledge!
But to everyone else, he's just staring at the pamphlet extremely intently.]
video;
Indeed, it all seems rather absurd at first. You'll adjust, however.
video;
[He folds up the pamphlet, after having looked through it sufficiently.]
And? Who are you, anyway?
video;
video;
[Clearly, he's unimpressed.]
Well, then - know that you are in the presence of a true genius! I, Dist the Rose!
video;
[...]
Oh? And what have you done that makes you a genius?
video;
[He clears his throat.]
I am a fonic engineer without peer! My beautiful fon robots are second to none! And I along with that nasty snake Jade pioneered fomicry! Not to mention my other fonic creations, my hovering chair, my fomicry machinery...