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caughtinanetwork2013-01-01 02:45 pm
chosen_gigolo) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-01-01 02:45 pm
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Accidental broadcast - If you could change your hair, would you?
[When the feed winks on this afternoon, all that's visible is a large tangled mess of very curly, very red hair. At least it might be hair? At this close proximity to the camera is could be mistaken for matted, knotted pelt that shifts as the fearsome beast its attached to rises from its slumber with a wicked groan-
Oh. No, it's just Zelos. Apparently he really does need the two hours he spends on his beauty routine in the bathroom every morning. It took awhile, but each carefully careless lock of hair has turned into a coiled mess.
He blinks groggily for a moment after sitting up, unaware of the broadcast as he reaches up to brush a ringlet from his face.
Then freezes, like a gazelle that swears it heard a lion in the savanna grass.
Slowly, as if the slower he moves the more time his hair will have to flatten itself back into shape, Zelos brings one long coiled strand down in front of his face, stretching it straight between his eyes, and lets go. The hair, predictably, bounced right back to its initial state atop his head.
The screech that comes out of the Chosen's mouth next might as well not have been broadcast since the entire bubble could probably hear it without electronic aid. There's a flurry of curls and blankets and in a flash all that's left is a view of utterly rumpled sheets and the far off moan of Zelos, wailing that his life is over.]
ooc: All replies will come from some time after he initially wakes up and has had time to look like himself again.
Oh. No, it's just Zelos. Apparently he really does need the two hours he spends on his beauty routine in the bathroom every morning. It took awhile, but each carefully careless lock of hair has turned into a coiled mess.
He blinks groggily for a moment after sitting up, unaware of the broadcast as he reaches up to brush a ringlet from his face.
Then freezes, like a gazelle that swears it heard a lion in the savanna grass.
Slowly, as if the slower he moves the more time his hair will have to flatten itself back into shape, Zelos brings one long coiled strand down in front of his face, stretching it straight between his eyes, and lets go. The hair, predictably, bounced right back to its initial state atop his head.
The screech that comes out of the Chosen's mouth next might as well not have been broadcast since the entire bubble could probably hear it without electronic aid. There's a flurry of curls and blankets and in a flash all that's left is a view of utterly rumpled sheets and the far off moan of Zelos, wailing that his life is over.]
ooc: All replies will come from some time after he initially wakes up and has had time to look like himself again.
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[There's exceptions, certainly, but Feferi? She seemed just like a regular curious teen to him.]
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Not really my problem. Curious girls like that are just gonna keep being curious until they figure things out though. Better keep an eye out~
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[ Is he suggesting princess/human relations over there...? ]
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[That is not at all what he's implying. He is not implying that so hard that he doesn't even know that it sounds like he's implying it.]
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[ He's not even sure how to finish that sentence. That's some messed up stuff. ]
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[Not seeing it, dude.]
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They are indecent.
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[Wait for it...]
-nt?
[Wait for it...]
...
[Wait for it...
Zelos' face nearly turns blue when he realizes what Psii took him to mean.]
THERE IS NO WAY I MEANT THAT!!! I would never! Anyone who would sleep with a kid is disgusting and should be dropped in a pit to rot!
[Woah that is some major vehemence there. Seems the misunderstanding struck a chord.]
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That fate would be agreeable for such deviants, yes.
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[There's a bunch of nobles back home he'd like to do that to, in fact.]
In any case, I'm not saying you should let her go around and do it, I just mean if she's curious she's not gonna stop being curious until someone tells her things, that's all.
[Worst. Conversation. Ever.]
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