[He won't. He's Gamzee, after all. It's not like dating Karkat for a year has transferred Karkat's romantic skills onto him via romance osmosis. That would just be whack.

And if anything, he'd peg it for a pale thang, anyway.]

Sounds like my good bro Tavros. Ain't all like to be a fuckin' beast what does be walking this motherfuckin' world like what don't take a shine to the motherfucker, I reckon. Except the book thing. That's be more like Karkat's fuckin' schtick there. Brother can get real locked down all on what the letter be speaking to him about.

[Not Gamzee though. He likes books with pictures. That pop up. And move.

Maybe he likes movies. Yeah, that's it.]