calling all grubs

[onlyasign]

[The video shows a much happier, more content Sufferer than the network has seen lately. In fact, he almost looks like Signless again. Over his shoulder, the video catches a cat-troll, one who could easily be mistaken for Disciple except for her shorter hair and blue kitty hat, sitting on a couch and cuddling something, with two kittens bounding around her. The audio catches the occasional giggle, purr, or squeak.]

Hello! It seems we're under another curse. I'm unaffected by this one, but many of my friends are not. If anyone finds someone who looks like this, please bring them to me.

[He holds up a picture of a... well, it looks like a giant, smiling maggot baby. Which is basically what it is. This is an Alternian grub, everyone.]

My assistant Nepeta and I will take charge of him or her for the week, if you aren't interested in caring for them.

[OOC: answers can come from Sufferer or Nepeta or both!]

Comments

[Video]

[rememberstime]

Well, no. I think. I have some help, but it's really weird to be taking care of people that used to be your age. Especially because I really was not born to take care of my sister.

[The worst part is that Rose is really taking advantage of being a kid.] I'm never going to have kids, holy shit.

[Video]

[onlyasign]

[Sufferer laughs at that.]

They can be a handful, can't they?

[Video]

[rememberstime]

I think handful is an understatement. I was not meant for this life. Why is it being forced upon me?

Why couldn't everyone just become old as dirt like me? Wouldn't that have been easier?

[Video]

[onlyasign]

Someone had to get old to take care of them!

The look suits you, though.

[Video]

[rememberstime]

Like I said. I didn't sign up for this crap, holy shit.

It's nice to know I'm going to age ridiculously gracefully, but I'm also like old as dirt. Where has my youth gone. [Being dramatic for the sake of being dramatic tbh.]

[Video]

[onlyasign]

The same place everyone's goes, probably. [Dave, you are being silly.]

Hey, are you taking care of Dirk too? He got lost early in the week and nearly froze.

[Video]

[rememberstime]

Being old sucks balls.

Hu-oh yeah. [He might have flipped his shit over that to be honest.] Yeah, I'm taking care of him. Don't really want him wandering back out there because that was kind of fucking terrifying, let's be honest.