[video]

[sniffdeceit]

[The screen shows a very young troll with her face obscured by the hood of Terezi's red dragon cape. Seeing as tiny Terezi doesn't exactly know what she's doing, the image itself is rather crooked.]

RAWR. I AM A DRAGON.

And the dragon demands that she be shown back to her hive immediately!

[Cower in fear of this terrible beast.]

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video;

[seablaze]

[The most terrible and fierce beast!

The teen pirate leaned close to the screen.]

Aren't ya the scary little thing. [Grinning.] Can't show you to your hive but would offerings of trinkets or food be enough to appease you?

video;

[sniffdeceit]

[What is this WHAT IS THIS...]

...You're pink.

[A little gray face peeks out from under the hood. Never mind offerings. This creature is a strange not-troll thing.]

video;

[seablaze]

[Rolling up his sleeves to show the color is EVERY WHERE] I'm more partial to being called peach, but yeah I am. You're one of them trolls, right? Don't think I've seen you before.

video;

[sniffdeceit]

Are you made of peaches?

Can I eat you?

[Her questions are the most important.]

video;

[seablaze]

Nah. I'm pretty much meat and bones, lass. Technically ya could, but I would appreciate it greatly if you don't try to eat me.

[Obviously. Pardon if he finds this whole thing amusing, okay?]

[video]

[alittlecourage]

[Oh sorry, what was the reaction you were looking for?

Because--]

RAAAAAWR! I'M A LION!

You don't tell the lion what to do!

video;

[sniffdeceit]

[Hrrrmmmm.

She would prefer fruit. It's colorful and sweet.]

I can't tell you where I am, though. [Mostly because she doesn't know.] You're an adult.

[video]

[sniffdeceit]

Dragons are stronger than lions!

I will eat you.

[onlyasign]

Oh no!

[Sufferer cowers in fear over his SFC.]

Don't hurt me, mighty dragon!

[bestestfurrend]

I am a furocious purrbeast! I don't know where your hive is, but purrhaps I can lead you to someplace for a snack!!

[video]

[alittlecourage]

Not if you can't catch me, dragon lady!

[sniffdeceit]

[ADULT TROLL. D:]

GRRR RAWR. You should run away before I eat you!

[sniffdeceit]

[Or she could lead her somewhere to try and eat her.]

I'm not afraid of purrbeasts!

[bestestfurrend]

Of course you're not! Dragons aren't afraid of anything! But purrhaps we can hunt together, right?

[video]

[sniffdeceit]

I can catch you!

...Where are you?

[video]

[alittlecourage]

Ummm--[she sort of looks right and left before looking back and shrugging.] I dunno, but it's somewhere leafy and--

Heyyyy, are you trying to trick me?

[sniffdeceit]

What's to keep me from hunting you?

[onlyasign]

[Friendliest adult troll!]

Don't eat me, please!

[video]

[sniffdeceit]

Nnnooooo....

[Yes.]

[bestestfurrend]

I'm a furry sneaky purrbeast, and if I run away you'll never find me!

[video]

[alittlecourage]

You're not gonna eat me, deceitful dragon! I'll find you first and--ummm--[then the camera starts going around in odd directions again because wow how do you even work this thing]--bite you!

[alittlefreshheir]

OooooOOoo!! [John wiggles his fingers above his head. He is clearly terrifying and clearly undead because this is what scary ghosts do, don't you know?]

I am a spooky ghost! You can't tell me what to do! Besides, dragons live in caves, duh! Everyone knows that. Bees live in hives!!

[lern2animal facts, okay kid?]

[sniffdeceit]

I could! I could eat you if you don't stay away.

Dragons don't like big trolls.

[sniffdeceit]

I can find you! My nose is the best anywhere.

[video]

[sniffdeceit]

I have thick dragon scales! Your teeth can't hurt me!

[She's watching the screen to see if it gives her some clue about the kid's location, but she doesn't recognize any part of the dome.]