[video]

[sniffdeceit]

[The screen shows a very young troll with her face obscured by the hood of Terezi's red dragon cape. Seeing as tiny Terezi doesn't exactly know what she's doing, the image itself is rather crooked.]

RAWR. I AM A DRAGON.

And the dragon demands that she be shown back to her hive immediately!

[Cower in fear of this terrible beast.]

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video;

[seablaze]

[The most terrible and fierce beast!

The teen pirate leaned close to the screen.]

Aren't ya the scary little thing. [Grinning.] Can't show you to your hive but would offerings of trinkets or food be enough to appease you?

[video]

[alittlecourage]

[Oh sorry, what was the reaction you were looking for?

Because--]

RAAAAAWR! I'M A LION!

You don't tell the lion what to do!

[onlyasign]

Oh no!

[Sufferer cowers in fear over his SFC.]

Don't hurt me, mighty dragon!

[bestestfurrend]

I am a furocious purrbeast! I don't know where your hive is, but purrhaps I can lead you to someplace for a snack!!

[alittlefreshheir]

OooooOOoo!! [John wiggles his fingers above his head. He is clearly terrifying and clearly undead because this is what scary ghosts do, don't you know?]

I am a spooky ghost! You can't tell me what to do! Besides, dragons live in caves, duh! Everyone knows that. Bees live in hives!!

[lern2animal facts, okay kid?]

[aim_exorable]

Neigh.

Uh, says the hoofbeast. But- you're not really a dragon, and I'm not really a hoofbeast, so this is kind of silly...

[How do you have fun with other kids, Bittyleer just doesn't know.]

[Video]

[akumanosonata]

[Hijiri giggles at that.]

What does you hive look like?

[knightime]

[You have got to be kidding him. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING HIM.]

Uh... [Wow, so eloquent.]

Oh mighty dragon, please spare me a horrible fate if I help you. [Gonna just play along.] But I can't help you because you have not told me of your location to be helped.

[VOICE]

[bethehugejerk]

[That sure is Terezi. As a kid. Tiny little dragon-caped Terezi who can't set her SFC straight. Karkat knows, in his heart pump biscuit, that he is walking into some kind of awful trap. But still, he must ask:]

Terezi? Please tell me they didn't fuck with your memory too this week.

[He, by contrast, sounds older than he usually does. No scratchy-voiced teen, just a scratchy-voiced adult.]