Advice? Don't lie, you're just going out of your way to be a jerk to me! Admit it!
That has to be the fakest story I've ever heard. Volcanoes don't even work that way. Not by half!
And what, you expect me to just lower my standards for whoever comes my way? You don't get it. I have plenty of luck, I'm just waiting for someone I wouldn't hate myself to date. I want someone with charm and humor, someone mature, someone worth my time! If you're seriously going to tell me that's wrong, then you aren't even worth the effort it takes to hit a single one of these keys.
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That has to be the fakest story I've ever heard. Volcanoes don't even work that way. Not by half!
And what, you expect me to just lower my standards for whoever comes my way? You don't get it. I have plenty of luck, I'm just waiting for someone I wouldn't hate myself to date. I want someone with charm and humor, someone mature, someone worth my time! If you're seriously going to tell me that's wrong, then you aren't even worth the effort it takes to hit a single one of these keys.