caughtinanetwork | 003 ☠ video/action

_{[ Evening, Network. It's been awhile since you've seen this kid on the network, but here he is. The video starts with him trying to adjust the communicator on the coffee table in the living room of his residence, though it falls over and there's an obvious "aw devilshits" in the darkness.
Ok, try again.
Looks like we're being picked up again and we see two curious green eyes behind thick, rectangular glasses. He sets the communicator up on a hard surface again and then steps back, muttering something incoherent to himself before he steps back and adjusts himself a little.

This is Jake. This is Jake with his hair actually combed and his face free from dirt and bruises. He's a bit over dressed for the communicator, wearing this. Just where the hell did he get that anyway?

The teen shuffles back against the living room sofa, the area brightened up by a mere lamp. Then, he lounges, crossing one ankle over the other and we see he's still wearing his combat boots. What a nerd. ]}

Greetings fellow residents. Uhmm.

_{[ Oh wait. He's pulling out a piece of paper now. It's obvious he's shaking by the way he's holding it and he reads off of it. ]}

If I am not terribly mistaken, the holiday known as Valentine's Day is coming up within a duo weeks, and it would be my greatest honor to escort an individual on this day. It is absolutely peachy if you want this not to be anything too, uhm, forward on the romancing spectrum, but rather just one of comradery, especially if I am unacquainted with you.

_{[ A deep breath. He withdraws from his pocket a handkerchief and paps his face down a little. He lowers the paper and looks at the camera. ]}

I've never celebrated Valentine's Day, so, uhhhhhh. I don't want to be alone for this holiday. And while friends and what have you are absolutely splendid, it is customary to have a specific date if I am understanding correctly. I guess.. that's it? I'm asking in advance so may chance we can get to know each other first, or plan accordingly on schedule. I'll make sure to take care of the dinner one way or another!

_{[ He'll be spearing fishes and preparing it that way, jsyk. ]}

Uhhh, shoo. Well, thanks.

_{[ /end personal advertisement. He'll reach way over and click the communicator off. ]

[ Action available for room mates! ]}

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Advice? Don't lie, you're just going out of your way to be a jerk to me! Admit it!

That has to be the fakest story I've ever heard. Volcanoes don't even work that way. Not by half!

And what, you expect me to just lower my standards for whoever comes my way? You don't get it. I have plenty of luck, I'm just waiting for someone I wouldn't hate myself to date. I want someone with charm and humor, someone mature, someone worth my time! If you're seriously going to tell me that's wrong, then you aren't even worth the effort it takes to hit a single one of these keys.

_{[ Okay, she's right. t was by coincidence that happened but he thought it was cool and almost like a movie.
Besides, first kiss was an act of heroism and he almost didn't do it, but anyway. ]}

And patient.
Golly. Youre going to have to try and find somebody really patient too!

You say that like patience isn't a good quality to have anyway. So if I find someone patient, all the better!

Especially when they are dealing with your temper is what i am insinuating!
Its a good thing you dont want to take me up on my offer. I think i would pull my hair out on just one date with you!

My temper? You're the one who made me angry, so don't tell me the person I date would need it for that! What did you expect? For me to just smile, take the insult, and thank you? You really are an idiot.

Don't even flatter yourself. If you showed up at my door to invite me out, I'd slam the door in your face!

_{[ Oh. His eyes grow a little at that. ]}

Im just being honest as you were to me!

And ah, you would???
With you punch me as well?

Don't even try that argument on me! What I said about you had basis, but you're just throwing empty words at me to be cruel. How heartless!

What are you even talking about? Are you telling me you're that stupid that you wouldn't leave even after I rejected you like that?

No im really being honest here. I have the patience fuse of literally *NOTHING.*
But it would be especially daunting with you.

Of course not. I would invite you for a session of the fisticuffs. Ive been aching for a good scrum since ive got here.

Oh my God, what kind of sick pervert are you??? What kind of freak goes asking girls he barely knows to fight? Is that what this whole thing is about? Someone to fight with?

I can't believe I ever thought it might be worth asking how you got someone to go out with you. They had to be as big a freak as you are, if not worse!

Uhmmmmm.
I dont understand how thats *perverted.*
Some girls like fights. I dont assume all girls are prissies that rather just watch by the sidelines. I bet some girls can punch hard!
???

How should I know what you want from it? You're the sicko asking me if I'd want to fight you when I don't even want to be around you in the first place.

And don't even try to call me prissy! I've fought plenty, but not like that, let alone in any way you could go up against.

Ummmmm.
Hehe, ok.

In that case i dont see you of too much use anymore considering you dont want to continue engaging in conversation with me or meet up with me or wrestle with me.

Until we meet again then!

You don't see use for me? Way to be arrogant. But whatever, I already said this is a waste of time.

Hopefully we won't.

[And she finally turns off her SFC.]

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