[Locked from several trolls (see notes) and hackable]

[devwocean]

I'vve got an important question an I don't wwant any kind a hoofbeastshit from anyone wwho can see this.
Also there's a feww I'm not inclined TO see this, so don't be spreadin it around prematurely.
Anywway, here it is.

Howw exactly do you make chocolates?

[OOC Notes: This post is locked from Eridan, Feferi, Disciple, Signless, Dolorosa, MINDFANG and Psiioniic]

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[devwocean]

They havve books for this?

[aim_exorable]

D --> ...Yes
D --> The bookstore I work in has them in abundance

[devwocean]

Wwell I didn't knoww you wworked in a bookstore.
I didn't knoww they made books about slavve stuff, either.
Besides, Zelda's goin' to teach me so there's no need noww.

[aim_exorable]

D --> Slave activities by our standards
D --> In other worlds, accomplished chefs can be quite famous and desirable
D --> It is also considered a proper skill to have
D --> Just in case

[devwocean]

Wwell our standards are the only ones I havve.
But I don't mean anythin against it I just wwasn't expectin there to be good literature on the subject.
I don't havve a slavve anymore so obvviously I'vve been learnin how to cook as best I can.
I'vve got to feed myself don't I.

[aim_exorable]

D --> I suppose so
D --> Although I half expected you to eat out often as a result

[devwocean]

You can't eat out evvery fuckin day.
Do you knoww howw to cook?

[aim_exorable]

D --> In this place it certainly seems possible
D --> As for myself, yes.
D --> I have for a very long time.

[devwocean]

I suppose you didn't havve anyone to do it for you.
Wwell, I'll havve to check out some a these books.

[aim_exorable]

D --> Not in exile, no
D --> But even before then
D --> I found it easier to cook for myself than having someone else try to deal with my... unusual tastes

[devwocean]

This is about your vvegetable thing, right?

[aim_exorable]

D --> ...Yes this is about my vegetable thing

[devwocean]

Wwell, that is a bit wweird you havve to admit.
But they havve proper meat an fish recipes in these books a yours, too?

[aim_exorable]

D --> I am quite aware that many others don't share my tastes
D --> Yes they do

[devwocean]

Wwell, good.
I'm not interested in that herbivvore nonsense.

[aim_exorable]

D --> We are all quite aware, Dualscar
D --> You do not need to inform me of obvious facts

[devwocean]

Sometimes it seems that wway.
Thanks for the tip, though.
Wwhy do you wwork at a bookstore, anywway?

[aim_exorable]

D --> Rude.
D --> I thought it might be a pleasant change of pace from my past career
D --> Why does it seem so odd?
D --> You're not the first to mention it

[devwocean]

I wwas teasin'.
Wwell, I don't knoww that it seems so odd.
It fits your temperament.
But I wwondered wwhy you chose to get a mundane job at all, and wwhy that one in particular.

[aim_exorable]

D --> Oh
D --> Well, normally shopping in the Nostalgia District requires the money of this place
D --> I suppose I could have chosen a different job
D --> But this one is what came to mind first

[devwocean]

Do you like it?

[aim_exorable]

D --> I suppose so
D --> It's quiet
D --> Some of my needs are getting a bit expensive however so I suppose I should acquire a second one possibly
D --> Are you looking for employment, then?

[devwocean]

Fuck no.
I'm not wworkin' at some mundane mid-blood job and earnin a wwage.
I'vve got a job.

[aim_exorable]

D --> Your casteism is showing, Dualscar
D --> Just what would your current occupation be then?

[devwocean]

Wwhatevver.
I'm not sayin there's somethin wwrong wwith a job like that it just ain't for me.
I'm head of the underwwater city defence force.