caughtinanetwork | 03 - some questions [video]

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03 - some questions [video]

[Shiro is nice enough to wait until after all the dreamtroubles to pose this question to the network.]

Just curious, but how many of you here have jobs? A lot of stuff is free, so nobody really has to do anything, but it seems like it'd get boring if there wasn't work to do every day.

[he may or may not be debating doing some real work, after two weeks of being lazy.]

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I don't, normally. Only when things get ridiculous and I'm left to clean up the mess...

Ridiculous?

[He would have thought threats that required the defense force would be more serious.]

Late last year, there was a... break out. Of animals from the petting zoo.

[GUESS WHO WAS STUCK DEALING WITH IT.]

[SNICKER SNICKER]

Such a dangerous mission.

It was an embarrassment! For such a thing to happen in my quadrant--!

[HUFF all the indignation]

On the bright side, you can add 'animal wrangler' to your resume now.

[Yeah no seriousness here.]

[y u no serious, Shiro.]

The Captain said something similar, after teasing me the entire time. I very nearly had a goat follow me home!

[What he's never serious.]

She probably just wanted some attention. Or cans.

[Suddenly Rin's behavior makes so much sense...]

... she has been rather friendly whenever I walk by on patrol.

Ah, young love~

[TEASE TEASE]

Maybe she can help you work out your troubles talking with women.

[SIGH. It's a good thing he's used to this from Malik.]

Oh yes, I'll work my charms on her and then sweep Pascal off her feet. And when we're old and our grandchildren are asking us how we got together, I can explain how Mary the Goat helped me finally confess my feelings clearly.

[ROLLING HIS EYES]

[yeah he's laughing now.]

Come on, that would be a great story! Way better than "I creeped on her until I worked up the courage to confess my feelings."

I'm not going to do that!

[He hopes. Ooooh he hopes.]

[Sorry Hubert it's too fun to poke at serious people.]

But seriously, you named the goat?

[Oh go poke at Yukio.]

The goat was already named, and not by me.

[Nope he's poking you right now.]

Be sure to pay a visit to Mary the goat every now and then. Don't break her heart.

[Internal sobbing]

I'll certainly try not to.

[CHANGING SUBJECTS NOW PLS]

What kind of work are you interested in?

I'll probably look into starting up a church here, if there isn't already one.

[With only five well-behaved demons in Vatheon, there's not much need for an exorcist.]

That or teaching. I've done both.

A church... ?

[Hubert has some bad memories of churches, unfortunately. Not that he's going to automatically associate Shiro with that incident, but he does noticeably pale for a second.]

... I... know there was talk of an academy some time back, but I never personally looked in to it since my schooling would be over now anyway. You'd have to ask around, regarding that.

[And that's alright. Shiro works with demons, so he knows that not everyone is fond of the church. He tries not to push the whole religious thing on people who don't want it.]

Actually, that's not a bad idea. With how many kids are here, they really should be in school.

[Religion in Ephinea is... strange anyway. In the country of Windor, it's mainly regulated to royal proceedings and sometimes festivals, and for Strahta it's an antiquated concept that only remnants of temples give any clues to.

So even if they talked about it, the ideas would likely go right over Hubert's head. It's more the actual church and the hidden catacombs beneath it that he has awful memories of.]

The problem would be getting them to go, with all of them knowing it's not required.

Bribery usually works.

You would have to have something rather amazing to bribe children in to willingly attending school. I like learning and even I wasn't a fan of my lessons outside training.

Usually money works, but I imagine I wouldn't be getting a stipend to teach. Candy and toys wouldn't work, they can get those things for free here.

[Hmm. This might be tougher than he imagined.]

I suppose I could start with the kids who actually want to learn. Or maybe they would flock to a cool class, like firearm use.

Firearm use?

[See, now you've got his interest.]

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