[Video] Home Improvement

[red_medic]

[And for a change, a certain Medic appears on the screen, covered in bloo- Wait. No. That isn't blood. It's paint. Actual, red paint. And he is trying his best to look as dignified as possible for someone covered in... Paint.]

Fein. I just... Might require some assistanze vizh zhis.

[Nope. He doesn't quite fancy having to ask for help. But there he goes, holding up a large, paint-covered brush.]

I haff a little paint job to hand over to someone more skilled in zhis area zhan I am.

Comments

[beautifies]

[HAJIME NEEDS AN ADULT THAT ISN'T SOME WEIRD MEDIC DUDE. Okay, lets's stop talking about your weird cannibalistic bird. It's Shuu Iwamine, isn't it? He clears his throat as he adjusts his glasses, pointedly looking away.]

Crimson. A red with a hint of blue will harmonize with the dominant hue of the city. It's preferable to a bloody red.

[red_medic]

[This face. This face forever. And it comes wih a clearly dangerous edge in the man's voice.]

No. Blue. No blue anyvhere. Zhis ist not about harmonizing. Zhe choize of color is not up to you eizher. Ist das klar?!*


*[[Did you understand that?!]]

[beautifies]

[Hajime responds very calmly, if only mildly annoyed. Sure, Medic has made his message loud and clear, but colors are kind of more important.]

There's no point in painting if it's just going to be an eyesore.

[red_medic]

[Of course colors are more important!]

Zhe point in painting it ist to not haff it be blue anymore! Vhy else vould I do it even?

[beautifies]

If it's red, then it's not blue! Why does it matter to you what color red it is? I'm telling you that red will be unsightly!

[red_medic]

It vill be red. Nozhing else. BLU ist zhe enemy!

[beautifies]

[why are you fighting against a color dude you are a bit loco]

Your enemy isn't important to me. If it's red, then it's red. Nothing more.

[red_medic]

[Well observed.]

Indeed. Red. So ve haff ein agreement at last.

[beautifies]

So we do.