[Video] 04 Feathers

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Okay. Here's the scene. It's the middle of the day, and everything looks pretty normal in whoever's kitchen part of his/her apartment.

All of a sudden, pick a Katy Perry song. At max volume.

Cue Davesprite entering the scene, carrying in baking supplies for assorted baked goods. It might be brownies. It might be cookies. It might even be a cake. Either way, Davesprite is baking while blasting Katy Perry. Why the hell not?

...Okay, and he might be singing along a little bit. Shut up.]

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[video]

[insufferability]

Regardless of the content, I advise you to keep your volume in the check for the sake of everyone exposed to it.

[ He stares with an odd expression. An eternity can do odd things to your memory. ]

Brownies...?

[ He's so ready to take that as a hemoist slur and get on with the TL;DR. ]

[video]

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Stares.]

Oh my God, you don't know what you're missing, dude. Do you like chocolate? 'Cause brownies are basically like chocolate cakes, but way better in my opinion.

[video]

[insufferability]

[ He wants to find something really minor in there and point it out for the sake of social justice. He really, really wants to. But the allure of chocolate for once proves to be superior to his whimsies. He hasn't had a real piece of it since eternity, okay. ]

... interesting.

[ You go get that chocolate, boy. ]

Assuming all ingredients regarding its confection are well marked and pointed in an obvious location so that those with allergies do not find themselves severely hurt, it couldn't hurt to try.

[video]

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Is it possible to bond over chocolate?]

I got a recipe if you wanna take a look at what's in it. It's chocolate chunk brownies, no nuts.

[video]

[insufferability]

[ Is it possible not to? ]

I... I suppose I would appreciate it.

[ This is hard for him. An actual conversation? Unspeakable. The chocolate is the ultimate goal. ]

[video]

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Excellent.]

I'm in Yutopil apartments, eighth floor, room six. Door's unlocked, so you can just come on in.

[video]

[insufferability]

[ Shortly after, there he is. Despite the door being unlocked, he stops in front of the door, and promptly knocks on it. Even though Davesprite said it'd be okay to come in, Kankri believes in good manners, so he'll just await a response. ]

[video]

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[That's actually kinda cute coming from a Vantas. Davesprite opens the door, standing aside to let Kankri in.]

Yo. C'mon in. I've got a batch ready and waiting in the kitchen.