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Karkat Vantas ♋ carcinoGeneticist ([personal profile] bethehugejerk) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork 2013-02-25 10:57 am (UTC)

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GOING DOWN THE LIST SINCE THIS IS GETTING KIND OF OUT OF HAND
1. I CALL EVEN MY BEST FRIENDS ON BEING STUPID WHEN THEY ARE, SO DON'T WHINE TO ME ABOUT ME USING IT ON YOU.
2. I AM HOPING THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK.
I'M NOT SURE I WAS ACTUALLY IN A BUBBLE THEN, EITHER?
3. THEY WERE PROBABLY TOO SCARED BECAUSE IF THIS GRUBFUCKER CAN EVEN KILL GHOSTS, HE IS NOT AN OPPONENT TO LIGHTLY CONSIDER
THOUGH I WILL AGREE THAT SOMETHING LIKE THAT DOES DEMAND SOME SORT OF PLAN TO DEAL WITH HIM.
4. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ANSWERING TO LORD ENGLISH?
5. CONSIDER ALL SORRINESS REVOKED ON THE GROUNDS THAT YEAH, YOUR TEAM IS PRETTY AWFUL TO CHOOSE FROM OUT OF THE HANDFUL OF MEMBERS I'VE SEEN.
6. I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HER EITHER EXCEPT FOR WHEN SHE TALKED IN THIS LOUD SORT OF WAY WITH BAD GRAMMAR.
7. FUCK IF I KNOW EITHER.
8. THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS GAMZEE'S ANCESTOR, KURLOZ'S POST-SCRATCH SELF, AND A GIGANTIC FREAKY SUBJUGGLATOR.
HE'S ONE OF THE ONES CURRENTLY IN VATHEON, WHICH IS THIS PLACE IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD YET, AND HE THANKFULLY KEEPS TO HIMSELF MOST OF THE TIME
WHICH IS PROBABLY BECAUSE WE SOPORED HIS HUGE CREAKING ASS THE TWO TIMES HE SHOWED UP IN THIS PLACE.
YOU WANT AN EXAMPLE OF HOW I'M BADASS? I HELPED PLAN THAT.
EXECUTION LAID ON OTHERS BECAUSE IT REQUIRED PEOPLE SUITED FOR THE ROLES, BUT WE GOT HIM IN THE RIGHT PLACE, HAD SOMEONE SHOOT HIM WITH A DART RIFLE CONTAINING CONCENTRATED SOPOR
AND BASICALLY FORCED HIM TO AGREE TO EITHER BEHAVE HIMSELF AND NOT GO ON MURDEROUS RAMPAGES OR ELSE HE GETS SOPORED AGAIN.
GRANTED, THAT'S VERSION TWO, SINCE THE FIRST ONE DIDN'T HAVE THE WHOLE RELYING ON GOOD BEHAVIOR PROVISION.
YOU CAN THANK THE SIGNLESS AND THE SUMMONER FOR THAT, AND ALSO BLAME THEM, BECAUSE IT BACKFIRED AND GOT THE SUMMONER KILLED DOWN THE LINE.
THE WHOLE ENSUING FIASCO WAS SUCH A MESS THAT I WENT SCREW IT, I'M OUT, AND HE IS NOW THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE OTHER ANCESTORS BECAUSE I CANNOT BE ASSED TO KEEP UP WITH ALL THEM.
LIKE I SAID, I'M JUST GLAD HE MOSTLY KEEPS TO HIMSELF.

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