Vwhoa, vwhoa, hold up! I am so vwery insulted right nowv. I vwill havwe you knowv that I am actually... humankin. I indentify as a human greaser! I knowv exactly vwhat your human lovwe is and howv it vworks!

Maybe I vwill apologize if you apologize for being so insensitivwe! Evwen if I really didn't do anything vwrong.