13 ⊙ voice - backdated to the start of the curse

[fulmination]

...Would someone please tell me why there is a full-grown lion on my bed?

<sub>[THIS IS THE WORST JOKE IN THE UNIVERSE, VATHEON. He just about had a heart attack when he woke up to see it just




lion around.

...Oh dear lord it's moving why is it coming towards him--Yeah, that just got Kimblee to scream and judging by the sudden slamming noises, he's attempting to put as much distance as he can between himself and the oversized 'house cat'.


Anyone inside of his apartment will quickly find the alchemist pinning the door to his bedroom shut and paler than a ghost. This is an awful day why him]</sub>

Comments

Re: video;

[fulmination]

As far as that... beast is concerned, it's easier said than do--

_[Wait.]

...Scream like what?

_{[Kimblee just stop. You're going to embarrass yourself and that poor lion by association if you try to deny anything.]}

video;

[keepsthefire]

... I heard you. I don't know if anyone else did, but I could hear you pretty well from down here.

And don't try to deny it. Demons have damn good hearin'.

video;

[fulmination]

...I'm fairly certain you'd be screaming if you woke up with a lion practically sitting on you.

_{[Kimblee pauses to tug the bandana portion of his new outfit up to his chin]}

..I suppose I should just be thankful it didn't try to reopen my scars, hm?

video; link didn't work, jsyk

[keepsthefire]

A lion wouldn't be the worst thing I've woken up to.

[A demon's life is hard ok]

I'm sure it'll like you if you give it a chance.

video; blarrrrg stupid html. It's... somewhere on my plurk ahaha

[fulmination]

I've woken up to stranger, but after my last encounter with one of those beasts I'd say it's one of the worst in my book.

_{[Try living with a homunculus.]}

The keyword being if.

video; lol ok /pet

[keepsthefire]

[He has a hard enough time living with himself, thanks. And having Mephisto for a guardian (though that's sort of null until he goes back home).]

Or you could just kill it, but you'd wind up on the short end of the curse stick if you did that.