2nd Flight | Accidental Video

[angelicbadass]

[The feed clicks on to see Pit reading a book, or at least trying to read it. After a few minutes, he looks to see that the SFC is on.]

Hey there. So that was one of the curses that happen in this place. Gotta say it was pretty cool for a curse. Oh, I wanted to mention that I'm an official member of the Defense Force and I'll do my best to help out however I can.

[He then goes back to reading his book, but after a few moments he gives up with a frustrated sigh.]

Okay, since I'm not making any progress on my own, I'll just swallow my pride and ask. Could a kind, patient soul out there possibly find it in their hearts to teach this poor angel how to read? [All said with the best puppy dog eyes he can make.] Okay go ahead with the illiterate angel jokes.

Comments

[ video ]

[beauchevalier]

I've taught children how to read, I don't see any reason to deny your request.

Sorry this is late.

[angelicbadass]

Thanks. I'd really appreciate it Mr...

Oh no it's fine! You're not late at all.

[beauchevalier]

The name's Angelo and where would you prefer we meet?

[angelicbadass]

Anywhere's okay, but I don't really know the city well.

[beauchevalier]

What places are you familiar with thus far? Surely you read the brochure.

[Video]

[makainoou]

This is almost as pathetic as that guy who couldn't manage to yell across a store.

I guess Celestian education really is lacking.

Sorry this is late.

[angelicbadass]

I'm a Captain of the Guard. I don't really have time in between missions for education okay? And what's a Celestian?

hardly!

[makainoou]

Missions like what, flower-picking?

And a Celestian is you. You did say you were an angel, didn't you?

[angelicbadass]

Yeah I am. And missions like storming an enemy fortress.

[makainoou]

Shouldn't "Captain of the Guard" be a defensive position? Especially for an angel.

[Voice]

[shirleyhopeful]

I wouldn't mind teaching you how to read.

Um...I don't really what you're talking about with the jokes...

Sorry this is late.

[angelicbadass]

That'd be great. And I thought someone would make a joke about me not being able to read.

What? No, this is pretty quick actually!

[shirleyhopeful]

If they did, that isn't very nice! They shouldn't be allowed to make fun of people just because they can't read.

But um...should we meet up somewhere to help you read or...?

Oh really? Thanks.

[angelicbadass]

Sure we can meet up! Where do you want to meet?

[shirleyhopeful]

Hm...how about the library? That would be a good place to start reading!

Do you know where it is?

video;

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

You seriously don't know how to read?

[angelicbadass]

I'm serious.

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

How can you not read? Do you realize what you are missing out on.

[angelicbadass]

Well I'm a Captain of the Guard. Lady Palutena has been trying to give me lessons, but there's not enough time between missions for education.

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

Well now you have the time, right. You need to know about the wonderful stories out there.

[Video]

[shippingmath]

What the hell counts as an illiterate angel joke?

[angelicbadass]

To be honest... I have no idea.

[shippingmath]

Then how do you expect people to make one?

Unless...

[switch to text.]

This is an illiterate angel joke.

[angelicbadass]

Heh. That's a good one.

[shippingmath]

[And he switches back.]

I know. I'm just that great.

How far did you get on your own?