[There is a sort of flutter noise in the background. Nervous, if one can read much into flutters from someone not usually associated with them.]

Hah, yeah right. I just don't want to show you whatever I'm wearing, and like hell you wouldn't make fun of me if it were embarrassing or mortifying, which is absolutely none of your business. For all you know I'm stuck as something only moderately dumb but enough to make me not want to show anyone.

Second, I don't care about potato stories, and why are you called Aunt Nancy if you're a guy? Or am I remembering your human family system incorrectly?