Don't think I have.

Last I checked, there was this really fucking cool bird kid and his derpy spider friend trying to be cool. He felt kind of bad because his spider bro was trying real hard to reach his level of cool, but it just wasn't happening.

I'm assuming your story is totally different though. Please. Enlighten me. I must know. Can you hear the earnest deadpan in my voice? How did this sloppy makeout come to be?