[Pretty sure he hasn't ever been called beautiful before. It kind of throws him off for a second.]

I'm just hard to get. Need to make sure you're the one for me and all that jazz. Maybe you might have to. I'm not super convinced. [There's the sound of wings flapping. It seems Dave has gotten bored of his current spot and is finding himself a good ol' tree to perch himself upon.] I thought you wanted a story about some bird boy macking with a cool spider dude.