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[Dualscar is soaking wet, his hair slicked back by water and wearing no shirt. His fins are quite comfortable, though, settled against the sides of his face in a manner that anyone who knows sea trolls would see means he's content and not agitated.]

So all a this is pretty fuckin' inconvvenient to evveryone. I thought I'd throww it out there that if anyone's got somethin' they need recovvered from their homes, I could make myself and my creww avvailable.

A course it wwon't be free, but I'm not necessarily needin' payment up front. I knoww most a you can't offer much I need right at the moment. But wwe can exchange favvours for the future.

Contact me here or direct a message to my SFC if you need somethin'.

[NB: This offer includes services from Cronus and Eridan! Of course, he didn't bother to ask them first...But he may send them to get stuff for your characters instead of going himself, if he's busy or doesn't feel like it.]

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I wwon't need any help, but you're right that it's safer for me. I'm born for the wwater.

I think it would be awesome to have gills and be able to breathe underwater without a tunic. Maybe even fins too, so you could go really fast.

[He's kinda jealous.]

[His fins lift and he preens a bit]

It's completely awwesome. A course, it's not surprisin' that a superior form a life wwould havve abilities barely imagined by someone like you.

Superior?

[Uh. Excuse you.]

It'd be cool but it's just better for swimming. You're the same as everyone else besides that.

That's not true. I'm a troll... and you're not.

Just 'cause you're a troll doesn't make you better! And besides, my whole family is trolls anyway so what do you know?

[Jerk. Even if trolls were superior, Sufferer and Psii are totally cooler than you.]

That's pretty much the definition a better. No offence or anythin'. It's just the wway it is. [He frowns a little] Your family is trolls? Wwhat does that mean?

It is not! And my dads are Signless and Psii and my mom is Disciple so that Nepeta is my sister and my grandma is Dolorosa and my brothers are Gamzee and Mituna and Darkleer's my uncle. So there.

[He's totally an honorary troll, or so he's decided. Just without that whole discrimination because of blood thing.]

Really. Wwell if your 'dad' is Signless, my moirail, an your 'mom' is Disciple my kismesis, then wwhat does that make me?

...You're Dad's moirail and Mom's kismesis?

[He just... kinda... stares. He has no idea what that makes them.]

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That's wwhat I said. So is there a name for me, then?

Uhh... I don't think so?

[Step-kismesis? Moirail in law? He's got no idea.]

Wwell, you're just not fuckin' trying hard enough. You'vve got all kinds a names for evvery other damn thing.

[You're seriously confusing him there bro.]

But I don't know the name for someone who's moirails and kismesises with your dad and mom! Maybe I'll ask Dad. Or I could make something up?

[He's too lost in the semantics to focus on Dualscar's apparent annoyance at the moment.]

Wwell, obvviously that's the failin' a your limited culture. You probably don't evven havve moirails an kismesises.

Wow you're a big jerk.

[We're just not even going to split hairs anymore.]

How can you be Dad's moirail if you're such a dick? I can see why Mom hates you though.

[Though it's hard for him to wrap his head around the physical attraction aspect that comes with kismesisitude.]

Maybe I'm not as big of a jerk as you think I am. [He huffs, folding his arms and smirking]

[Wow, even Sola knows that was immature, but... well, if Signless likes him then maybe he's not all bad.]

...okay, maybe. I don't know you well enough to say I guess. I'm sorry. But it's still not nice to go around like you're better than everyone. Every person has things they're good and bad at.

[He shrugs] I ain't sayin' I'm perfect - I knoww I havve my owwn flawws. But I am a royal sea dwwellin' troll. I can't change wwhat I am.

You're royalty?

[Was he just rude to a king or something? Shit shit shit...]

U-uhh... sorry.

[Please don't behead him!]

That's right.

Well... just, uh...

[Gah! He has to go before he messes this up worse!]

Forget I said anything!

[And then he hangs up. Smooth.]

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