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[One moment she's being bisected from behind and watching her substantially long life (although not really that long; she's still young) flash before her eyes, and the next, she's on a beach. She can't help thinking she should have asked Buffy a few more questions about what the afterlife was like. Everyone seemed to think it was a very insensitive topic, but it might have provided her with invaluable information which she's sorely lacking at the moment.

She gets to her feet and brushes the sand off her pants. She'll just have to go with it. It's certainly not looking bad so far.]

Okay. So I wasn't expecting to end up in an island paradise dimension. Maybe those idiots are actually onto something with all that stuff about doing good deeds.

[Does saving one hopeless geek count as a good deed? He's only killed the one person that she knew of, which means his hands are surprisingly clean compared to most of her acquaintances.]

Oh! Are there cabana boys? I think I deserve my own nubile slave boy.

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What do you mean, I'm not dead?

There are some things about humans I'm still fuzzy on, but bisection isn't one of them. I've done it many times. To others, I mean. This is a first for me.

Pretty much that. You're breathing, heart beat...whole thing like that.

[Noooow he makes a face.]

You...what? Ah, nevermind actually just- this place is weird on the idea of death.

Bisected men. [Your "never mind" is invalid.]

Were you dead, or are you here without the whole dying part?

...I'm not getting you mad. [He's starting to get that feeling 8|]

Me? Not exactly...uhm,

[Dwight isn't good at the talk about it thing. So he'll just scratch his head and move on.]

But I did get sent back home for a few weeks then dragged back.

That's probably wise.

[Not that she's done any bisecting lately, but it's always nice having people do what she wants.]

If I were to be sent back, would I go in this body, with the beating heart and all my other important functioning parts?

[And that's a yes in his book. Moving on.]

No. If...if you got back home things will be just like when you left them. This place it's...like a second chance.

A second chance at living a mortal life and still no personal slaves.

Well, who are you anyway? Why should I accept you as a credible source of information?

Yeap. But hey, you get free stuff...once the city is unflooded at least.

I'm Dwight. I've been here for...a while.

Anya. Obviously I've just arrived.

Free stuff? I don't have to work for it?

Welcome to Vatheon.

That's how it was before. Just show you're mark and you get stuff....course most of it's underwater right now.

But that's like communism.

...not really?...

[Why are you asking this, Dwight?]

Why is it like communism?

Yes, it is, it's exactly like communism. Just giving away whatever people need willy-nilly, regardless of their actual value to society. Any incentive for making a real contribution will go right out the window if no one has to work for anything.

This is hell.

To be fair you are giving something back. There's this...coral thing that uses our energy to survive.

...that will never sound normal. NO matter how often I sat it...

Without my permission?

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