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caughtinanetwork2013-05-11 09:34 pm
stridercentric) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-05-11 09:34 pm
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[Ever since Bro arrived in Vatheon, he's been impressed by the amount of skilled techies. People are going around building robot dogs like it's no big deal and his younger alternate self was seen beating the shit out of a pretty goddamn amazing strifebot. This is the sort of thing that had always caught his interest when he was younger, even if he never made a real hobby out of it. It still catches his interest now.
So he decides to take the plunge and rekindle that old passion. It's never too late to gain more skills, especially when you know this is kinda your last chance to do so. He's got the perfect project in mind to get him started, too.]
so we got a lotta techies here right? the folks with the l33t skills and way too much free time on their hands. put down your screwdrivers and start reading.
in my world theres legend of a kickass device. born in the dark recesses of a hollywood directors mind and shaped by cheap special effects. it doesnt exist for real but boy howdy do fanboys cream their pants at the prospect of it being a thing. santa still gets like five hundred requests a year for these rad toys and he has to disappoint every single hopeful sap who asks. people have been trying to build this thing for decades but gravitys keeping them down. literally.
its called a hoverboard. not a rocketboard. not a skateboard. definitely not a surfboard. doesnt work over water anyway. its gotta hover like 10 inches above the ground.
but were not on my world anymore and i think the brilliant minds here can make a legit hoverboard. and show me how the fuck youre making the hovering work because ive got nothing.
so what say you?
[...]
p.s. if you use magic to make it hover youre disqualified. were defying laws of nature with science here so wizards need not apply.
So he decides to take the plunge and rekindle that old passion. It's never too late to gain more skills, especially when you know this is kinda your last chance to do so. He's got the perfect project in mind to get him started, too.]
so we got a lotta techies here right? the folks with the l33t skills and way too much free time on their hands. put down your screwdrivers and start reading.
in my world theres legend of a kickass device. born in the dark recesses of a hollywood directors mind and shaped by cheap special effects. it doesnt exist for real but boy howdy do fanboys cream their pants at the prospect of it being a thing. santa still gets like five hundred requests a year for these rad toys and he has to disappoint every single hopeful sap who asks. people have been trying to build this thing for decades but gravitys keeping them down. literally.
its called a hoverboard. not a rocketboard. not a skateboard. definitely not a surfboard. doesnt work over water anyway. its gotta hover like 10 inches above the ground.
but were not on my world anymore and i think the brilliant minds here can make a legit hoverboard. and show me how the fuck youre making the hovering work because ive got nothing.
so what say you?
[...]
p.s. if you use magic to make it hover youre disqualified. were defying laws of nature with science here so wizards need not apply.
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bitch you can trust me all the way.
just put those worries at bay.
ill be as gentle as can be.
set your mind free.
so much goddamn glee.
you wont believe.
conceive.
the highest level of badass is what well achieve.
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aH MAYBE, nOT SURE 1F YOU'RE SHOW1NG OR 1'M BE1NG SHOWN, uH, bUT YEAH,
yEAH,
1 CAN SEE YOUR GROW1N, rOLL1N BONES, mAK1N TH1S YOUR OWN, nOT THAT 1'M AGA1NST, l1K1NG THAT YOU'RE BR1NG1NG 1T,
1'M AFTER YOU, yOU'RE STYLE'S WHAT 1'M ATTRACTED TO,
1 MAY BE ORANGE BUT 1F YOU LET ME DROP 1'LL BE BLUE SO DON'T SUE ME 1F 1'M SCARED,
1 JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE WHAT YOU'VE SA1D 1S HEH, mORE THAN ONLY FLARE.
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the bite is true to the bark for sure.
that much i can assure.
i aint faking.
so stop shaking
in your little boots.
well take all the best routes
through town.
and if you do fall down.
plummet to the ground.
ill catch you and bring you around.
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bUT UH SHOULD YOU, tHOSE HANDS SLIP, 1 M1GHT M1X A L1TTLE GRUDGE TO F1X THE FA1RNESS,
nOT THAT 1'M A TROLL TO MAKE AN 1SSUE,
hEH, 1 UH, jUST DON'T WANT TO M1SS YOU, wATCH YOU FLY OFF TO FAR.
sEE 1T'S JUST NOT FA1R TO BE SUBPAR,
1'M JUST NOT GOOD AT EST1MAT1NG WHAT K1ND OF SUSTA1N1NG THAT PERTA1NS TO TH1S rELAT1ONSH1P,
mAYBE 1'M JUST TOO HOT TO TOP TH1S FREEZ1NG 1'M FEEL1NG,
pEEL1NG BACK THE PLASTER ON THE WALLS OF MY H1VE W1TH HOW MUCH SWEATS R1D1NG MY H1DE,
dON'T SCARE ME BRO,
1 JUST WANNA GO W1TH THE FLOW,
sO BE SURE TO LEAN FORWARD AND LET ME GROB HOLD.
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just let it all out.
all these feels to spout.
no doubt about
that.
wont let you fall flat.
im all ears.
so soothe those fears.
the future has only awesome things in store.
badassery galore.
and if you need to feel any more
secure just give a holler.
its what im here for.
word.
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wORD.
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