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Most esteemed doctor,

Indeed I am a scientist and I would be very interested in your research and potentially helping with data analysis or aiding you in future polls. I am more of a hands-on scientist, myself, and am quite skilled with experimentation in a laboratory. Past projects have included, but are not limited to creating life, dezombification and making the most perfect mealtime favorites.

Respectfully,
Prince Gumball,
Man of Science

Prince Gumball,

I would be honored to have you assist me with my research. I would be interested in learning about your dezombification research, if you're willing to share.

Respectfully,
Dr. Stein

Dearest Doctor Stein,

The dezombification research started out as a simple Decorpsinator Serum used to revive dead tissue and bring people back to life. It ended up going slightly askew and, as it turns out, zombies are not too favorable to most people. However, in the end the exact equation was figured out to perfect the serum and the zombies were fully resurrected.

Unnecessarily truthfully,
Prince Gumball

Price Gumball,

Could you send me a copy of the formula? I've managed to create zombies, but I haven't attempted any kind of dezombification yet.

Dr. Stein

Doctor Stein,

Do your zombies need decorpsification? I do not have my laboratory or any of my science tools. However, should I procure a lab and cloister myself within its smooth, sciencey exoskeleton, I should be able to recreate it in no time.

Scientifically yours,
Prince Gumball²

Prince Gumball,

I don't have my zombie here, and I have no intention of creating any more. I can, however, give you access to a small laboratory.

Dr. Stein

Doctorly Doctor Stein,

Zombies are unnecessary for this serum's results though it is a useful antidote for them. The serum that I created is used for decorpsifying and can be applied directly to the dead. No need for prezombifying ahead of time.

Love,
Prince Gumball♥

Prince Gumball,

All the dead here are revived by the coral, no serum needed.

The "love" and the heart on your signature are also unnecessary.

Dr. Stein

...oh. Very well, they shall be further removed.

The coral has that ability? I will need a specimen of it to see if it will work on zombies. Until then, I will use your lab to recreate the serum.

I'm not a chemist, if that's what your hoping for.

You'll have the appropriate equipment hopefully.

What sort of scientist are you?

A little bit of everything, but mostly biology.

I am a connoisseur of fine sciences. Biology definitely a bit more raw and powerful than the classic and vintage flare of chemistry.

I have to agree with you on that. There's nothing quite like the raw power of the biological sciences.

I assume that that is how you got into the business of creating zombies quite by accident? There are little things more satisfying than creating life from nothing except bits of candy and your own teeth and hair.

Except for maybe a perfect tiramisu. But besides that!

No, I did it completely on purpose.

Your intentions were merely reanimation purposes and not full resurrection?

That depends on how you define "full resurrection". Sid's about the same as he was before he died, just a bit less lively.

Does he have a pulse? Any additional yet crucial vitalities? Then that is only a partial resurrection. However, I am curious and amazed that you were able to accomplish it! Perhaps we should get together sometime and compare notes and do further experiments.

He does have a pulse. Bloodflow to the major organs is incredibly important.

I would love to compare notes with you.

If you send me the GPS coordinates to your location or your lab, I can be there speedy as sugar.

Well, I don't usually invite people to my lab on the first date.

Then perhaps tea instead?

That would be fine. Where would you like to meet?

I'm not entirely familiar with the area but perhaps someplace that has either tea or scones. If neither of those are available, then a rodeo will suffice.

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