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[flared]

[So, this week is shaping up to be a barrel of laughs, isn't it? And Axel intends to take full advantage of it.

Never mind that this could come around full circle to bite him in the ass later. With the SFC turned on he shows up, grinning with his head rested in his hand.

Hello, Vatheon.]

Let's play a game. A bonding exercise, if you will. I figure it'll lift everyone's spirits a little.

On a scale from 1 to 10, let's tell each other how attractive we think we are. Then we'll take turns explaining why. Sound good?

(( ooc: Threadjacking is totally cool, btw ))

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[flared]

Aw, c'mon. What's with the five?

[missiles]

Tough judge. Not a lot attracts me. That's a pretty high score, to be fair.

[flared]

I outta get out more, champ.

[missiles]

Don't think it would help you with me. Sorry.

... That was supposed to say "you." Shit.

[flared]

[Eye roll]

Eh, what can you do.

I'll give you a five, by the way.

shhh interesting conversation now

[missiles]

Ooo, highest score I've ever gotten.

[flared]

Those other people must've been lying.

[missiles]

Well, now, see, I don't think I'm a liar.

[flared]

Well, seeing as we can't exactly lie right now, yeah. Of course you're not a liar.

For now.

[missiles]

Ah, that's what's happenin'? I just thought it was an every day kinda day.

[flared]

Of course not. It's just another curse all thanks to the lovely coral.

[missiles]

Well, if we're stuck tellin' the truth and that's a problem... there's a pretty easy solution.

[flared]

And what would that be?

[missiles]

Don't lie to begin with.

[flared]

You say that as if it's an easy thing, stranger.

[missiles]

Seein' as I haven't done it a day in my life? Yeah.

[avoiding subjects is not lying.]

[flared]

Well, now I know you're crazy.

[missiles]

Now, is name callin' necessary at all?

[flared]

I could always call you something different.

What would you prefer?

[missiles]

Any ideas from the peanut gallery?

[flared]

... I'm leaning towards "Fuzzy."

[missiles]

...Peanut Gallery's voting abilities are over.

[flared]

Aw, come on. What's wrong with Fuzzy?

[missiles]

I'm not a dog, for one.

[flared]

Now this would be where I'd ask "How would I know that?" but seeing as we can't lie, I guess that won't be necessary.

[He sighs.]

Ah, well. I still say it suits you.