Uhun, no way, no how. You keep me outta this. He already makes my life hell enough as it is, I ain't gonna chance what he'd do to me if I tried to fuck up his... ugh... "love life".

[Yes, he did just do air quotes]

I got enough trouble bein' related to the asshole, I ain't gonna add more to it, so good luck dealin' with this shit on your own.