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[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

Good morning. To anyone I have not spoken with previously, my name is William T. Spears.

I am looking to speak with anyone familiar with a Mister Johann Faust. I have been informed that he has numerous acquaintances taking residence in The Villa. While I am mainly interested in speaking with those brought here from the same home world as he, anyone who has met Mister Faust here in Vatheon City and considers themselves to be on either good or bad terms with him is urged to come forward, as well.

My hope is to gain insight on his background and personality, as at the moment, my file on him is inexcusably blank.

Thank you, in advance, for your cooperation.

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[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

Perhaps you would like to assist me in keeping the two of them separated?

[keepsthefire]

Uhun, no way, no how. You keep me outta this. He already makes my life hell enough as it is, I ain't gonna chance what he'd do to me if I tried to fuck up his... ugh... "love life".

[Yes, he did just do air quotes]

I got enough trouble bein' related to the asshole, I ain't gonna add more to it, so good luck dealin' with this shit on your own.

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

Ah, yes. You are one of them, as well.

[ William sounds very disappointed in himself for somehow letting it slip his mind in these last few minutes. Strange. You don't talk or act like any demon he's ever come across, Rin. Or is that just your seductive demon charms hard at work? ]

[keepsthefire]

No, I ain't. I ain't like them at all. For one thing, I'm half-human. And for another thing I wouldn't be anythin' like those sorry asshole even if you paid me to be like 'em.

[Nope, he's just a really dopey teenager with anger issues and little more than familial connections to them.

That he hates.

A lot.]

Don't go lumpin' me in with that crowd, got it? I'm better than them any day, I'm gonna prove it by becomin' the best damned exorcist anyone's ever seen!

[... well he does have the arrogance of one, if nothing else.]

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

Honestly. You expect me to believe a demon can change their ways so easily? If there's one thing a demon should know it's that a human's will is extremely weak and easily manipulated. That demonic side of yours is certainly not to be trusted.

[keepsthefire]

Tch! "Change ways" nothin'! I was raised human, by a human! I didn't even know what I was until I was fifteen and I'm only seventeen now!

No, I ain't completely human, but I ain't a demon either! And I ain't gonna trick anyone in to anythin'! Hell the only thing really demonic about me is my damned temper and I hate it sometimes cause all it does is bring me trouble when I don't want it!

Geez some know it all four eyes givin' me shit 'bout bein' demonic I ain't the damn problem Mephisto is...

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

My name is William T. Spears, not 'four eyes'. And these spectacles are not a subject meant for ridicule. They are specially crafted and essential for every Death God.

[keepsthefire]

Whatever, you're still givin' me shit when Mephisto is the god damned problem here!

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

[ asdgdsgj FINE. ]

Honestly. That does not let you off the hook. Half human or not, I will still be keeping an eye on you.

Now, in regards to Mephisto Pheles, do you have any suggestions on how to resolve this issue?

[keepsthefire]

Fine. Do whatever you want, I ain't gonna do anythin'. I got a job and people I care about so if you wanna be bored to death with my day to day life be my guest.

And no, unless you've got some way to beat him at his own game.

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

[ The first part will get a huffed reply. ]

Are you suggesting I court Grell Sutcliff myself? Because that is entirely out of the question.

[keepsthefire]

Well, no. I mean like... he likes to make deals, but he's kinda... l-like you can't trust him to keep up his end of things cause he usually finds some way around it?

[Underhanded, Rin. Or manipulative. Both work in this description.]

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

[ Blink. Blink. ]

Yes. That is what demons do. Honestly, you should at least be aware of that much.

[keepsthefire]

What part of "raised human" don't you get? Two years ago I thought this was all bullshit.

[Give him a break he's still learning]

Look I just mean... figure out a way to convince him to not date this person, make it worth it to him, or somethin'.