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[shippingmath]

For those of you who might give a fuck, Jake English is gone from the bubble again.
The kid's going to earn himself a title of flighty broad, at this rate.
Maybe the third time's the charm, if our "great and powerful God" deigns to deliver him a third time.
I rather suspect that it's too busy quoting Dirty Harry at us and our delightful circumstance.

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[pranksterheir]

i sort of hope so.
how did you know jake?

[He assumes that they were friends.]

[shippingmath]

We've been friends via the internet for years.
And we're in SBURB together, so shit obviously went down there.

[And they dated, but that turned into a trainwreck of epic proportions and Dirk doesn't like to talk about it much.]

[pranksterheir]

kind of like me and dave!

[shippingmath]

That's an appropriate parallel.
In multiple ways, I suspect, even if he's claimed more relation to Jade than to you, thanks to the grandmother/grandson shit.

[pranksterheir]

maybe because the four of us are the guys in our groups too.