[He holds up the can to the SFC in a mini toast before responding]

This little can is the mark of my real curse
Not simply this nonsense of speaking in verse.
It is part of my real power to make and summon wine
and cultivate fruits that grow on a vine.
This Diet Coke is a mark of shame.
For such a drink is not worthy of my name.

[He's not sure how much Kurloz will get out of that answer, but gods are hardly direct even when they aren't curse to rhyme everything.]