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[missiles]

[Here's a video of Grit sitting on someone's couch, eating ice cream while there's probably arguing in the background.

MEN.]

So, I got a question for those of you that have been in relationships before. What's the strangest one?

[Yup totally ignoring any fighting. It's how he rolls.]

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[justicereigns]

I dated this one pink-haired girl with a fascination for starfish --

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[justicereigns]

Why do I get the feeling that's not what you meant?

[Action]

[missiles]

...No but let's go with that story. That sounds like something I should know.

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[justicereigns]

Oh. Does it?

[His ears are not turning pink. Stop it.]

[Action]

[missiles]

It does. Let's go.

[You started it.]

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[serving_love]

[Takes a break from bickering with Smoker over who the hell knows what to glance over at Grit on the couch.]

What kind of shitty question is that?

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[missiles]

Not shitty enough for you to ignore? I mean, you clearly have plenty of girls so you should have one that was weird.

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[serving_love]

Ah, well. [Damn.] As if I'd ever say a lady was weird, or that my relationship with her was! Unique is a much kinder word.

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[missiles]

Unique, weird, batshit crazy, which ever works for you. Tell a story.

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[serving_love]

[He has none. :|]

Tch. A real man doesn't kiss and tell.

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[missiles]

...So talk.

[Sick burn bro.]

Anonymous Text

[ea]

The strangest relationship? I speak none other than the woman who has earned my interest. I offered her something more than what she was seeking. Denying me, she attempted to take what was rightfully mine. I impaled a dagger to her leg. I repeated myself, as I never do, with an axe to her thigh when she steadfast denied my request.. She has yet to accept me, what with offering her every pleasure of the world if only she bathed in my color. Soon, she will know that serving me grants only the greatest pleasures one can assume to find in this dismal world...

-=There was a brief moment to let the text sink in before he followed it up.=-

Such a detestable woman..I can not get enough of her.

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[missiles]

...You know, I think the problem with that is stabbing her with anything at all. Usually it's suggested that you don't do that.

Text (Not so Anonymous)

[ea]

What would you know? I have lived far longer, and this is simply a sign she is playing hard to get. Only she could survive such damage inflicted as it is but a flesh wound in the game of love. No, I can incur far worse, yet I choose my weapons carefully...She will come around in time. I know this has been helpful to you and expect no thanks.

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[missiles]

I don't know a lot but I know if you have to attack someone to get their love you might need to find someone else. Violence doesn't work with love.

And don't worry. You don't get any thanks.

[video]

[cephalopodcounselor]

I suppose that would depend on your definition of strange and whether "relationship" is strictly limited to those of a romantic and/or sexual nature, or if it's as broad as friendship and other forms of relationships. Without those details I cannot properly answer your question, but I would be more than happy to oblige your quest to discover all the oddities that the universes have to offer for relationships if you would do me the favor of being more specific.

[video]

[missiles]

Let's keep it broad then. All kinds of relationships. Preferably romantic but I'm just lookin' for a good story.

[video]

[cephalopodcounselor]

A good story, you say? Hmmm. Where shall I start?

[She's certainly not going to talk about any of her relationships, but she's willing to talk about the ones she's observed. Leaving out names, of course.]

I suppose I could start with one of the more interesting ones, which involves two young males, an alien and a human who were in a rather complex situation wherein they were both interested in the same female alien. But there's more to it than that. See, these two young men happened to have a certain chemistry in their relationship that to an outside observer might be construed as romantic in nature. Of course, both parties will adamantly deny such a connection. They might have worked well together if things were different.