[Karkat rolls his eyes at the display of dramatics. He knows you're blushing, Eridan. Trying to hide it won't save you now. The answer itself does draw a raised eyebrow, but--]

You know what? I am not even surprised. Set aside however many versions of you were wandering around in that getup, even, and you are still top spot for "Which guy on my team would be most likely to crossdress?" You're like one of those fish with the big fins, I don't know what they're called, and the more frills you have to fan out the better. Trade a cape for a skirt and it's as good as the same!

Whatever the hell you do on that front, I offer you one warning: pick something gaudy and I will both kick you out of the hive and complain to Kanaya.