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caughtinanetwork2013-08-06 10:46 am
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24th ♒ [video]
[The feed turns on and certainly shows none other than the Sufferer. And though his hair is a remarkable mess, it's noticeably not as messy as usual. Eridan hasn't fully had the chance to fix it yet, but man it will be on his top priority. His body or not, he cannot have hair that is looking a damn mess!]
Alright, so it's this bloody curse again, let's make this easy shall we? How about you lot show your faces to me and tell you who you are so I don't get anyone mixed up. I'll start off in sayin' this is Eridan, now do me the damn courtesy a doin' the same.
Honestly, this curse is such a fuckin' pain. I mean, sure, Sufferer's body ain't so bad, but--
[He lifts up one of the robotic hands, giving it an indignant scowl.]
I dunno if the trade off of gainin' an eye for this is one I want. But whatewer, at least it's fuckin' temporary.
((ooc: gently backdated to early yesterday)
[VIDEO]
[That certainly is a robot hand flipping you off.]
And second off, the state of this mop is a no concern a yours. I got my talents in hair stylin', but fuck yourself right off a bloody cliff if you think I gotta snap to it when you throw some fuckin' hissy fit, you stripe-haired, pink-skinned little cretin.
[VIDEO]
[Karkat snarls, which is pretty ridiculous coming from this relatively human-looking body.]
Reality itself weeps in front of hair like that, horrorterrors cringe in fear, and even Gamzee would agree you have gone too far.
[No he wouldn't, but he has to express his indignation somehow.]
If I fell off a cliff, fate would twist itself such that I landed on its safest, softest outcropping, mysteriously devoid of harm, because it would know as surely as I do that I'm right about this.
Also, it's Karkat, so don't go calling me some cretin, you dick.