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[bombtossing]

[There's a completely intentional feed coming on the network now, and Minene's looking at the mug that's now in her hands.]

A mug, huh? After all this...you gave us a damn mug?

[Oh. Oops. She stands up, bringing her arm back and throwing it as hard as she could at the wall. The mug shattered to a million satisfying pieces, and she smirked at the SFC as if she was proud.]

Here's what I think about your mug, Vatheon! This is my thanks to you!

[She's laughing as she turns off the feed.]

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[nonsensical]

[ someone's using that very same mug to drink his tea from, and he's shown clearly on the feed doing so now—! ]

Are you really so angered over a drinking cup?

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[bombtossing]

[...that cup.]

Nah, I just threw a cup at the wall for no reason.

[All sarcasm. She narrows her eyes at the feed.]

Why else do you think I would do it? Of course I'm angry!

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[nonsensical]

Oh, I never doubted you! It's simply surprising to see someone with such a lack of control over their own emotions, is all. Might I suggest tea to cure that sort of patience issue? I find it quite relaxing.

[ SIPPING FROM THAT MUG NOW, YEP THIS SHIT'S GOOD. ]

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[bombtossing]

[Wait. What?]

I have plenty enough control over my own emotions. What right do you have coming up and randomly saying stuff like that anyway?

[Yes she is so linefacing you right now.]

I don't need any damn tea. I'm fine!

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[nonsensical]

Please don't lecture me on rights when you so poorly disrespected that mug. [ he tsks, narrowing an eye as though looking straight at that pile of broken glass which he obviously can't see through the feed, but—! ] What a shame. You may be fine, but it most certainly is not!

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[bombtossing]

...Have you lost your mind? Last time I checked, mugs aren't real things. So they don't have any rights.

[What is this guy even--]

I broke an inanimate object. What're you going to do, arrest me?

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[nonsensical]

I'm quite certain my mind is intact— much unlike both that mug and your emotions, miss.

[ he points an index finger upward as if to lecture— ]

Of course mugs have no rights! ♪ I never claimed otherwise, so please pay attention— yet I wonder, what right do you have to vandalize so carelessly? I knew a man who had that sort of disrespectful hobby— the filthiest rat in existence, mind you. Please don't remind me of him. [ he's clearly speaking in an immensely spiteful tone at the end of his "request" there, but smiling all the while. ]

action..?? ROLLS WITH IT

[ploys]

[ well obviously when you hear a crash as you casually walk through the door you're going to go check out what caused it— especially if you are both a) an extremely nosy wannabe detective, and b) living in the proximity of too many crazy people. finding out it's just minene throwing stuff is kind of a relief even if he's not fond of her trashing the apartment—

it's not hard to figure out it was the mug she shattered either, considering he'd gotten a mug of his own— in fact, he's holding it right now.

standing alone in an apartment with mug in hand watching a terrorist break shit. ]

... You're going to clean that up, right?

[ BECAUSE HE ISN'T. no jk he probably will if you won't.... [cat] ]

action ACE DETECTIVE AKISE TO THE RESCUE

[bombtossing]

[Oh hey dude, Minene's just breaking stuff again. If she isn't blowing stuff up, she's throwing innocent mugs around the apartment. Can't be tamed, bro!!!

She does side eye Akise's cup, but she's going to leave that one alone.]

And what if I don't? Maybe I like it better like this.

[Sorry that you're living with a lunatic, Akise...]

action CRIES

[ploys]

[ clearly the ideal roommate. he's just going to eye the remains of that poor, unfortunate mug— shards of glass aren't exactly safe lying around a living environment, but it's not like he's dumb enough to step on it. still, he'll probably clean it up if she doesn't. minene, why..... ]

That's too bad. I was even going to make you coffee.

[ oh well, guess he'll drink it by himself!! ]

action NO CRYING HERE THIS IS THE MAN CAVE!!!

[bombtossing]

[Because Minene is a bomb ready to go off. Literally. That's why.]

We have plenty of other things to put coffee in, here. That stupid mug was pointless.

[Do you really want Minene on caffeine? Do you?]

action LMFAO SPITS spitting is manly right DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS

[ploys]

[ H A H A H A bomb puns. 8')

yeah so i guess he's going to go set his mug down on the table (the one that is far away from minene) and grab a broom from the nearby closet while sighing deeply. ]

That's not the point— the point is that it would be pointless to make coffee because of the mugs if you already went and smashed yours...

[ excuse him he stole your 'pointless' schtick for his own purpose. AND JESUS NO. ]

action YES IT'S STILL MANLY YOU JUST HAVE TO SPIT THE RIGHT WAY

[bombtossing]

[I had to!

I already said she's not going to mess with his mug, bro. Even though she isn't happy, smashing her mug satisfied herself enough for now. It doesn't guarantee that he won't wake up one morning to find it smashed if he carelessly leaves it out, though.

Also just watching him take out a broom because lol what is helping.]

Too bad. What's the point of celebrating two years of a place that kidnapped us?

[It's okay, she'll just argue with him of course! AND I THOUGHT SO.]

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[severing]

Awwww, but it was a nice mug!

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[bombtossing]

Whether it was a nice mug or not, it's gone now.

I don't appreciate their attempts at making me settle here.

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[severing]

Man, if you stay all wound up like that, you're gonna get wrinkles.

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[bombtossing]

What? I'm not going to get wrinkles!

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[severing]

You sure are!

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[bombtossing]

No, I'm not! How about you stop saying I will??

[clairvoyancies]

[What a loud and obnoxious display of defiance. Even if she didn't recognize the voice right away, it would've hardly been a stretch to assume it was Minene.

Tsubaki turns on the feed, resisting the urge to roll her eyes.]

If that was meant to be frightening, I'm sorely disappointed.

[Come on, ~Miss Terrorist~]

[bombtossing]

[Yeah, well what is Minene without being obnoxious? Seriously.]

Maybe I wasn't aiming to be frightening. Maybe I just wanted to break the damn thing.

[clairvoyancies]

And you just had to do it on-camera, I suppose.

[Was that really necessary? Does she think it's impressive and worthy of showing off? Seriously.]

[bombtossing]

Of course. If I did it when no one was looking, there wouldn't have been a point right?

[She laughs. Come on, Tsubaki, get with the program! She loves an audience, don't you know?]

[clairvoyancies]

[Fair enough. She still thinks it was kinda dumb, but you know.

She's a skeptic.]

I don't see how there was a point in the first place, besides wasting anyone's time. It isn't as if anyone in charge here is actually listening.

[Or if they are, they don't show any signs of caring. Nor does most of Vatheon, probably. But whatever.]

[bombtossing]

[Of course.]

You're only wasting your time if you answered and complained. Oh wait, that's what you're doing now, isn't it?

[She's not going to let you get under her skin, Tsubaki. Or, try not to anyway.]