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[There's a completely intentional feed coming on the network now, and Minene's looking at the mug that's now in her hands.]

A mug, huh? After all this...you gave us a damn mug?

[Oh. Oops. She stands up, bringing her arm back and throwing it as hard as she could at the wall. The mug shattered to a million satisfying pieces, and she smirked at the SFC as if she was proud.]

Here's what I think about your mug, Vatheon! This is my thanks to you!

[She's laughing as she turns off the feed.]

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[ well obviously when you hear a crash as you casually walk through the door you're going to go check out what caused it— especially if you are both a) an extremely nosy wannabe detective, and b) living in the proximity of too many crazy people. finding out it's just minene throwing stuff is kind of a relief even if he's not fond of her trashing the apartment—

it's not hard to figure out it was the mug she shattered either, considering he'd gotten a mug of his own— in fact, he's holding it right now.

standing alone in an apartment with mug in hand watching a terrorist break shit. ]

... You're going to clean that up, right?

[ BECAUSE HE ISN'T. no jk he probably will if you won't.... [cat] ]

[Oh hey dude, Minene's just breaking stuff again. If she isn't blowing stuff up, she's throwing innocent mugs around the apartment. Can't be tamed, bro!!!

She does side eye Akise's cup, but she's going to leave that one alone.]

And what if I don't? Maybe I like it better like this.

[Sorry that you're living with a lunatic, Akise...]

[ clearly the ideal roommate. he's just going to eye the remains of that poor, unfortunate mug— shards of glass aren't exactly safe lying around a living environment, but it's not like he's dumb enough to step on it. still, he'll probably clean it up if she doesn't. minene, why..... ]

That's too bad. I was even going to make you coffee.

[ oh well, guess he'll drink it by himself!! ]

[Because Minene is a bomb ready to go off. Literally. That's why.]

We have plenty of other things to put coffee in, here. That stupid mug was pointless.

[Do you really want Minene on caffeine? Do you?]

[ H A H A H A bomb puns. 8')

yeah so i guess he's going to go set his mug down on the table (the one that is far away from minene) and grab a broom from the nearby closet while sighing deeply. ]

That's not the point— the point is that it would be pointless to make coffee because of the mugs if you already went and smashed yours...

[ excuse him he stole your 'pointless' schtick for his own purpose. AND JESUS NO. ]

[I had to!

I already said she's not going to mess with his mug, bro. Even though she isn't happy, smashing her mug satisfied herself enough for now. It doesn't guarantee that he won't wake up one morning to find it smashed if he carelessly leaves it out, though.

Also just watching him take out a broom because lol what is helping.]

Too bad. What's the point of celebrating two years of a place that kidnapped us?

[It's okay, she'll just argue with him of course! AND I THOUGHT SO.]

[ hey dude i'm not even sure if he'd let you help i mean he's vaguely (unsure) about your cleaning skills considering your natural habitat seems to be living outside with the squirrel herds. walking over to where minene and the broken cup is now, positioning the broom in order to sweep up all this glass . . . man it's like he's the housewife here. ]

It's not like you've been here that long. There isn't any law enforcement or "God", either— I actually thought you'd like it here.

[Well he is the housewifu. Just saying. Minene breaks things and would probably drink while Akise makes the food and cleans up after her mess.

Get back in the kitchen, sucker.]

If these curses weren't around, I'd be more inclined to like it. As for the "God" thing - I had a goal back home that I can't fail now.

[ :/

sweeping the glass into a neat pile now, but obviously not quite done talking with her yet— ]

Have you been affected by one yet? [ h e h, because he hasn't... as for the need to accomplish things back home— ] ...Aren't we all in the same position? I had things I needed to take care of as well.

[ still, considering who's all present as of right now in vatheon— ]

I'm admittedly not as immobile as you are, considering I might be able to fix a few things here, but... [ as for her— ] You know, you could try and think of this as a vacation. Have you ever had one of those?

Not yet. I don't plan on it, either. [Maybe, maybe not. At least you didn't have to kill people to become God, Akise.Oh, you just crack her up. She's laughing, of course.] I haven't had a vacation in years. I don't need or want one of those.

[Last place that might have been qualified as a "vacation", her parents died. Excuse her bitterness to that.]

[ LMAO HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE GOD!! obviously yukiteru is the best choice for god and he'll firmly stand by that..!! and hey, he was put in the game too whether he knows it or not. c_c 'don't plan on it'— but do you ever plan anything that happens to you, minene...

oops i feel like my brackets are verging on kaye Quality rn. ]

Well, now you have one! Do you like steak?

[ setting the broom against the wall. ]

[Kaye Quality brackets are the best Quality brackets okay. Don't be a hater!!

...She just. Stares at Akise.]

Where'd that come from? [She shrugs.] But yeah, I like steak.

[She likes most food, okok.]

[ he smiles and brushes the palms of his hands off on the front of his pants as though sweeping had made him dusty or something before responding again.. ] Great— because I'm taking you out to dinner tonight! Be sure to wear something nice.

[ HE IS NOT KIDDING you are going to loosen up minene. ]

[...Minene just kind of stares at him.] You're...taking me out to dinner?

[She says this as if it was a foreign idea to her. Really?]

What's the catch?

[ at least it's not a 'no', all things considered— but that's assuming he'd take no for an answer here. ]

Yep! [ 'catch'— why does there have to be an ulterior motive for everything minene sometimes he's just nice like that?? ] There isn't any; I just thought instead of [ him ] cooking, we'd do that.

[ just kind of waves it off after he says that and re-approaches the table he had set his mug on, picking it up once again. ] You don't want to be stuck in here all by yourself on Valentines of all nights, right? [ LMAO THERE'S A SMIRK BEFORE HE HIDES IT BY TAKING A SIP— ]

[Because she's used to people (especially herself) who only do something because they want something out of the situation.

Is this going to be like the pageant SHE'S NOT DOING THIS AGAIN AKISE--]

Who cares? I didn't even know it was Valentines' Day, anyway.

[Love ain't her thing. Try again.]

[ HAVE SOME

FAITH

MINENE...

lowering the mug again, but still smiling. ]

I thought you might not, but I'm sure you'll enjoy the steak regardless.

[ right? right. minene's achilles’ heel tbh. ]

[WHAT IS FAITH

MINENE-SAMA DEPENDS ON HERSELF!!!!!]

Guess so. I won't turn up steak, after all.

[Yeah, pretty much.]

[ COOL AND THEN AKISE DUSTBINNED THAT SHIT AND THEY WENT TO DINNER????

yes good. ]

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