o4 | video, backdated to Monday

[jagermeister]

<sub>[Grimmjow was far from a stranger to Vatheon's curses, but this was... This was something else. No one warned him that there was a chance he'd wake up in a body belonging to someone else, but at the same time he really shouldn't be surprised. But he was.

This wasn't just any body. This was a woman's body. This was the body of a woman he was well-acquainted with and it wasn't too hard to figure out where his body was. Once he took time to calm himself (herself?) down, he picked up Celes' SFC and stared at it for a few minutes before he starts the broadcast with an uncharacteristic snarl on the blonde's face. On the positive side he's (mostly) decent on the clothing front! Celes how do half of these outfits even work]</sub>

Oi, listen up you bastards cuz I'm only gonna say it once. This is Grimmjow. I'm only guessin' that Celes has my body but you fucks better keep your hands off it if y'know what's good for you.

Celes, get your ass over here. I wanna know how this Kido shit work cuz I just blew up somethin' when I woke up.

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[dontyoujustwish]

I see you're luckier than I was.

This is Anya, by the way.

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[jagermeister]

How d'ya figure? I'm human.

...You look like that kid I beat up a few months ago.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Yes, but at least you're a woman.

Really? A lot of people seem to know him.

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[jagermeister]

What's wrong with being a man?

Hn. Hair color is a couple shades off. Eyes are the wrong color too, but they've got the same face.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Well, I'm all right with you being a man, I've never really been into the lesbian scene. But this just feels wrong.

Huh. It's hard to imagine two people with this crazy hair.

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[jagermeister]

The what scene?

It could be worse.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Lesbian. You know, girl-on-girl.

I'm not sure how. It's not even crazy in an attractive way.

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[jagermeister]

Sex is sex, ain't it? What's with humans and slappin' a name on everything? Hell, if it feels good it feels good, I'm not gonna argue with it.

...Try styling it in a way you like. I don't really gotta do much with mine.

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[dontyoujustwish]

You make a good point, but all the same women don't really turn me on. Well, maybe sometimes.

I tried. It's uncooperative.

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[jagermeister]

Hn. I still don't get the big deal with humans 'n that kind of thing.

_{[Hollows never were picky creatures. To Grimmjow, it was about power. Power and skill. Appearances were down a bit on the ladder.]}

You could shave it.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Most humans don't get it either.

I've already burned most of his clothing. Shaving his head is probably going a little far.

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[jagermeister]

What 'bout dying it? Y'might like it in a different color.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Now there's a thought. Any suggestions?

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[vectorsnow]

[She had already woken up, was greeted with NUDITY, and figured out what the hell was going on fairly quickly. Why did he have to live all the way on the island? Why did his fashion taste suck? And how was she even supposed to style his hair? She opted for a pair of jeans and a tank top and was going to skip out on doing his hair. When she responded to his…very worrisome message, she was already on the elevator.]

Please do not tell me you burnt down my house.

[Rubbing her- well his forehead as she felt a headache coming on.]

If my place is still in one piece, go check out the dojo. You might have a little friend there if they haven’t been scared off yet.

[Late birthday gift, but she’ll let him figure that out himself.]

Do I have to be concerned with you asking people not to touch your body?

[Does she have to be concerned with people touching her body?]

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[jagermeister]

<sub>[Embrace the nudity, Celes. Embrace it.

...Oh lord, what is wrong with his hair. Celes what did you do to him he looks human.]</sub>

I burn the stove one time and suddenly I'm an arsonist. Screw you.

_{[And then he snorts--really, it sounds a bit strange coming from Celes' body.]}

I'll show you where they can't touch. I ain't gonna explain it over the network.

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[vectorsnow]

All I heard was that you blew something up.

[Celes is not amused.

And him making those sounds and making that face was even more odd. And how the heck did he keep his brows so furrowed?]

I hardly let people touch me normally, Grimmjow. What makes you think I'll let them touch me in someone's body? [She knows how to actually respect other people's belongings.]

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[jagermeister]

Got a problem with it? At least I haven't blown any limbs off.

_{[Just wait until he starts hissing and spitting.]}

They won't come near you if you know how to hold my body right. Walk like a predator, not a human.

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[vectorsnow]

If you don’t want to be labeled an arsonist then give a bit more details than blowing something up, Grimmjow.

[Oh no. At least she is used to people keeping some form of distance from her since she was raised to be a weapon. People will also put together it wasn’t her in his body.]

They won’t mess with me if I walk like a soldier. How do you keep your brows furrowed for so long? [Touching her- his forehead.

And then she's shaking her head.] Don't answer that. Do want anything if you haven't eaten yet?

[Since he was having issues with the stove.]

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[jagermeister]

The hell d'you want me to say? I don't know what the hell I did, woman! One minute the fuckin' wall was there, next thing there's a fuckin' hole in it and it's smoking like somethin' crashed through it! I can tell you it sure as hell wasn't a Cero!

<sub>[He's already agitated, so it wouldn't take much for him to tear into a local just for looking at him the wrong way.

Verbally, anyways.]</sub>

Bitch. _{[He can't help it okay don't judge him.]} ...Shit, I gotta do that, don't I? Geh, one day and I'm already hating this...

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[vectorsnow]

I'll show you how to control that.

[Or...try.

Going to ignore the name calling only this time, but she is raising a brow after that curse.]

It's eat or touch the coral a few times a day. [She'll let him pick it out as long as he's taking care of her body.]

If it'll be easier you can stay over for a week. [So she can feed him, and they can teach each other how to control what the other can do.]

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[jagermeister]

Tch.

<sub>[At least it's (somewhat) friendly this time.

Give him a few seconds to fume to himself before he glares at the SFC, then the offending hole in the wall off-screen.]</sub>

Fine. Just don't expect me to stay down here every hour of the day.

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[vectorsnow]

[It's still saying something that isn't her name.]

I don't think I have that much patience. [She couldn't help but to crack a smile after that.]

I don't expect you to tell me every where you go either. [Reaching to tuck hair behind her ear...

but he doesn't have that much hair.]
I trust you.

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[jagermeister]

And you'd be surprised at how much I have when I set my sights on something I want.

Please, with my body you'd be able to track me down in no time. <sub>[Seconds, even. Once she got the hang of Sonido and Gargantas, it'd be easy enough.

But the mention of trusting him causes him to bristle.]</sub>

Why?

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[vectorsnow]

Is there something you have your sights on now?

[And thinking about it before shaking her head.] I'm not going to use your body to track you down unless you want me to. You would have to talk me through using it first.

[His privacy was his privacy.]

You brought me cake. [It wasn't the cake offering, but she knew he appreciated her company. That was enough to know he might not want to screw that up yet.]

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[jagermeister]

Maybe. You'll have to find that out on your own.

Any Hollow can do it. You're in an Espada's body. <sub>[Well, former as far as he's concerned. Aizen isn't here, so there's no point in swearing his allegiance to him.

The uniform is still pretty comfortable though.]</sub>

If you ask nicely, I might even show you how to access my true form.

_{[Then he frowns to himself. She trusted him because he brought her cake? H o l y s h i t humans were just getting weirder and weirder.]}

...Weirdo.