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004 ♌ [video]

So. Woke up this morning to a couple of things. Good news, I'm back in my own body.

[As is probably obvious to everyone when they see his face, which looks too sad for this post to be about the curse being over.]

Bad news, Percy and Annabeth are both gone. Checked the list and everything.

[He pauses to sigh and looks away from the camera for a moment.]

Gotta remind myself that at least they've got each other this time.

[He reaches his hand out to turn off the SFC, his hand blocking the camera as he says one last thing.]

I just wish them being gone didn't mean they're free-falling into Tartarus.

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Seems like to me that it be time for a motherfucker to make them start be rid out of his pan. You ain't wanna be two-hundred and still be plagued by those harsh lil' fuckers.

[Humans can't get that old? News to Gamzee.]

I'm not gonna make it to two hundred unless I get turned into a god.

[But he does have a good point. He's seen how big of jerks some demigods turned gods are. Partly due to age and time to stew on their feelings, partly due to how they were before they were promoted.]

Anyway, how do you recommend doing that? It's not as easy as just deciding not to think about it. You ever try not to think about something on purpose? Just makes you think on it more.

[Leo has no idea how much time Gamzee spends not thinking about things. He simply has no idea.]

You just gotta learn to up and let that shit go, let it be, you know? More a bro does it, easier it does all become.

[See, Gamzee actually has trouble concentrating on stuff with how much he lets go.]

See, what I do when I need help getting myself up in my righteous chill is bake up a bichtits tin of pie for a motherfucker to be feasting on, lay into some rude elixir and park my nook right up on the beach, just chill there and let the noise of the ocean wash up alla those chill-wrecking uneasies what you got in your puzzlesponge.

What flavor of pie? But I guess it doesn't really matter what flavor works for you 'cause you're not me. Unless your favorite flavor also happens to be apple pie.

[He doesn't really think eating pie and drinking soda is gonna make him forget what's bothering him. Especially if he's eating it alone.]

Naw, man. What pie I dig best, the kinda miracle pie what helps a bro see all the beauty and spiritualities in the world ain't nothing like that. It's sopor, bro, sopor. You ever got your knowing onto that particular miracle?

[Delicious sleeping slime. Like baking up a mattress except the mattress is made of drugs.]

Sopor? Never heard of it.

[He's not entirely sure if he wants to either.]

Aight, that's cool, bro. I got my notion onto the fact that you motherfuckers ain't ever heard of that wicked miracle but I wanted to up and be knowing for sure, you get me?

See, man, justlet me lay the understanding on you here, fuckin' level this shit with you. Sopor is beautiful. It's what we motherfuckers catch our ZZZs in cause there ain't being no way any daymares can be haunting your pan when you got your meat all filled up with miracles. And see, if you take that shit and you bake it into some hellacious slice of pie, the miracles only up and increase. Just like that, man! Can you even all be getting how that works cause I can't. Fuck, just all these sopor miracles what get laid on a motherfucker thickly. It's fuckin' beautiful is what it is.

[Well, that definitely sounds an awful lot like some sort of drug. Most of what Gamzee is saying doesn't make sense... he sleeps in it? Eating something that you sleep in sounds all sorts of not good for you.]

Gotcha. Well, glad that helps you out and all.

Want a slice, bro? Wouldn't be no biggie, I could bake you up a fresh as all hells pie for you to get your relax on to with.

I appreciate the offer, man. I do. I just don't know that I want to try that.

It's good, bro, I swear. Best thing for helping a motherfucker get his relax on. Tell you what, I could bake up a brother a nice steaming pie and you just get your taste on for that shit and if it ain't all being to your motherfuckin' liking you just up and go, naw, man, this ain't my motherfuckin' thang, you know, and it'll be cool. One taste won't ail you none, right?

Maybe some other time. But if you want to bring over some Faygo, that'd be cool.

[Yeah, after drugs, faygo is definitely the best way of dealing with a crisis.]

Bro, if you're wanting that, I can fuckin' get you set up no biggie. Where you at?

Coral Corral 8. Just let yourself in when you get here. I'm in the living room.

Sure thing, bro. You just keep chill, I'm gonna be there real motherfuckin' soon.

[And now just give him a few as he gathers only the best shitty soda clown money can't really buy cause everything is free here, but whatever, details.]

See you soon.

[And with that he turns off the SFC and rolls over so his head is resting on his Festus plush. He pulls a few gears and levers out of his tool belt and starts messing around with them while he waits.]

[Eventually Leo is gonna hear the stumble of someone getting into the hive, poking around, until finally the door to the living room opens. Gamzee already got one bottle of faygo in hand, his sylladex royally stocked with many more. Everything Leo could need for getting over a few friends getting their disappear act on together.

Gamzee raises the bottle of faygo a little once he is spotted, stepping closer.]

Hey, man. Special motherfuckin' delivery all for you.

[Leo hears Gamzee before he even gets close to the living room.]

Thanks man.

[He gives a half smile as he sits up.]

Take a seat.

[He does take an easy seat on the couch next to Leo, giving him a look that is about as concerned and serious as Gamzee gets.]

So, lay it on me, man. How you feelin'?

Feeling like crap. I miss my friends.

[His hand slides over to come to rest on top of Leo's hair, patting the unruly black hair.]

I know. Ain't never any sort of easy when you bros ain't where you are at. You been bros with them for long?

[He realized he never actually got the story of how Leo and Percy and Annabeth became friends. Maybe talking about happier times would cheer him up a little. Least that is what Gamzee hopes.]

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