016//Video\\Quiet Colonel

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

 It seems I chose a good time to be personally... absent. My apologies, but being afflicted with the sleep coma, then moving from the Bubble to the Island has been somewhat taxing on this old man. You'll forgive me if I need to rest these old bones.

I do hope not too much has changed since I've been gone~ No more apocalypses, I take it.

Comments

[radiantwingedone]

.... Believe anyone would be distressed by that.

[ Why would you bring something like that up. ]

[double_edged]

It's not like it isn't a constant, otherwise.

[radiantwingedone]

Although then your work would have become more troublesome. Such things tend to lead to easy dehydration.

[double_edged]

Nothing pushing him out into the ocean won't fix!

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

I'd rather you did not.

[double_edged]

I'm sure you could swim.





Almost 15.3% positive of it.

[bootsweremadeforcasting]

I cannot.

[radiantwingedone]

... Salt water does not aid such things, in humans.

[ It may be different for you- ]

The levels of salt in the water of oceans would further dehydration.

[ If that was a joke, it fell horribly flat. ]

[double_edged]

He'll be fine.

Maybe.

[radiantwingedone]

Ah.

[ He would offer something vaguely sharp - or just slightly mocking - but...

He's not lazy like the last time he talked to this one - perhaps he should apologize for his behavior then - but just...

nope.

He's kinda done now, sorry. ]