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Equius Zahhak ([personal profile] stayb100ponyboy) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-02-21 09:47 pm

Time for some culture, everyone

[The camera flicks on, showing a young troll sitting down, a large book open on his crossed legs. There's a stack of books behind him, and the gentle lighting and general hush all around him indicate that he's in the library.]

I found this book of human poetry, and found a beautiful poem. I had no idea you humans had it in you. This is true highblood lyricism; if I didn't know better, I would think this Samuel Taylor Coleridge fellow was a blueblood.

[He clears his throat, then begins reading from the book.]

To a Young Ass, Its Mother Being Tethered Near It, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
Poor little Foal of an oppresséd race!
I love the languid patience of thy face:
And oft with gentle hand I give thee bread,
And clap thy ragged coat, and pat thy head.
But what thy dulled spirits hath dismay'd,
That never thou dost sport along the glade?
And (most unlike the nature of things young)
That earthward still thy moveless head is hung?
Do thy prophetic fears anticipate,
Meek Child of Misery! thy future fate?
The starving meal, and all the thousand aches
'Which patient Merit of the Unworthy takes'?
Or is thy sad heart thrill'd with filial pain
To see thy wretched mother's shorten'd chain?
And truly, very piteous is her lot--
Chain'd to a log within a narrow spot,
Where the close-eaten grass is scarcely seen,
While sweet around her waves the tempting green!

Poor Ass! thy master should have learnt to show
Pity--best taught by fellowship of Woe!
For much I fear me that He lives like thee,
Half famish'd in a land of Luxury!
How askingly its footsteps hither bend?
It seems to say, 'And have I then one friend?'
Innocent foal! thou poor despis'd forlorn!
I hail thee Brother--spite of the fool's scorn!
And fain would take thee with me, in the Dell
Of Peace and mild Equality to dwell,
Where Toil shall call the charmer Health his bride,
And Laughter tickle Plenty's ribless side!
How thou wouldst toss thy heels in gamesome play,
And frisk about, as lamb or kitten gay!
Yea! and more musically sweet to me
Thy dissonant harsh bray of joy would be,
Than warbled melodies that soothe to rest
The aching of pale Fashion's vacant breast!


[He carefully closes the book, his face as close to beaming as he's willing to get in public.]

Magnificent.
redcladidealist: (First of all...)

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[personal profile] redcladidealist 2012-02-22 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[A very, very tiny part of him is tempted to ask Equius for an example of troll poetry out of pure curiosity, but the rest of him balks at the idea. Troll or human, he's pretty sure poetry is poetry, and it's boring.]

Don't let my teacher ever hear you say something like that, if she ever comes here - unless you want to compare your poetry and human poetry for hours and hours and hours.
Edited 2012-02-22 15:33 (UTC)
redcladidealist: (Oh geeze)

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[personal profile] redcladidealist 2012-02-22 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Or at least the troll poetry that Equius would collect.

Lloyd stares at Equius. Stares at him. The troll can't know what he's saying.]


You're crazy. You don't know my teacher.
redcladidealist: (Creeped out - oh crap)

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[personal profile] redcladidealist 2012-02-23 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Insanity. There's no other explanation for it.

Equius has received the title of Poetry Mania. -HP, +TP, =STR, =DEF, +INT, +EVA, -ACC]


Okay, then... Do me a favor and if you two ever meet and talk about this, just don't drag me into it, too.

[Oh man, he can just see Raine trying to make him participate.]
redcladidealist: (Creeped out - oh crap)

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[personal profile] redcladidealist 2012-02-23 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll, uh, try to remember that.

[If for no other reason than to remember to avoid them if there's even a chance they might meet up. In fact, maybe he can avoid even introducing them at all if he can tell Equius enough for him to recognize her himself.]

Her name is Raine Sage, and she's about this tall, with silver hair and kind of grayish bluish eyes.
redcladidealist: (Creeped out - oh crap)

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[personal profile] redcladidealist 2012-02-23 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh Lloyd, what have you done?]

You're welcome... I think.

[He lifts his hand in farewell before shutting the SFC off.]