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caughtinanetwork2012-02-21 06:14 pm
bethehugejerk) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-02-21 06:14 pm
Entry tags:
- amaterasu,
- aradia megido,
- dark link,
- demyx,
- eddie valiant,
- equius zahhak,
- expatriate darkleer,
- gamzee makara,
- guy cecil,
- karkat vantas,
- lily evans,
- minene uryuu,
- nepeta leijon,
- rhi'a dragunel,
- tavros nitram,
- the handmaid/demoness,
- the psiioniic,
- the summoner,
- yukiteru amano,
- zelda (ocarina of time),
- zelos wilder
034 ♋ [TEXT]
[FILTERED AWAY FROM YUNO GASAI]
I'M ALIVE AGAIN.
I'M SURE A NUMBER OF YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD IN ONE FASHION OR ANOTHER, OR FIGURED IT OUT FROM THE STANDARD TIME IT TAKES A PERSON TO REVIVE AFTER DEATH
(FOR THE RECORD: FIVE DAYS)
BUT CONSIDER THIS AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL WHO DO NOT YET KNOW.
MAY I ALSO STATE FOR THE RECORD
*ERIDAN DID NOT KILL ME.*
SO LAY THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE HE HAD NO PART IN IT BUT FINDING ME AND REMOVING THE WEAPON.
WHILE I WILL NOT CONDONE A SENSELESS MANHUNT FOR THE CULPRIT
I WILL INFORM YOU OF HER IDENTITY AND WARN YOU TO WATCH OUT FOR HER PARTICULAR BRAND OF BATSHIT.
SHE'S A HUMAN BY THE NAME OF YUNO
LIVES ON FLOOR 2, APARTMENT 5 OF THE LARMLINE COMPLEX
AND HAS LONG PINK HAIR AND PINK EYES.
DO NOT TRUST HER EVEN WITH A COFFEE MUG.
DO NOT TRUST ANY SWEET ACT SHE PUTS ON.
IN FACT, DON'T TRUST HER IN GENERAL.
ALSO MAY YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO ASK ME DUMB QUESTIONS.
I AM NOT GOING TO DISH OUT GORY ACCOUNTS OF HOW I DIED, BECAUSE REALLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
I WILL HOWEVER REQUEST AN UPDATE ON ANYTHING IMPORTANT I MISSED OVER THE PAST WEEK
BEING AS I COULD NOT KEEP AN EYE ON YOU MORONS ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A CORPSE.
[END FILTER]
[FILTERED TO THE HANDMAID]
I'VE REALIZED SOMETHING FROM THIS.
THE ISSUE ISN'T SO MUCH THAT I WANT YOU TO TRAIN ME
IT'S THAT I NEED TO LEARN.
[END FILTER]
I'M ALIVE AGAIN.
I'M SURE A NUMBER OF YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD IN ONE FASHION OR ANOTHER, OR FIGURED IT OUT FROM THE STANDARD TIME IT TAKES A PERSON TO REVIVE AFTER DEATH
(FOR THE RECORD: FIVE DAYS)
BUT CONSIDER THIS AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL WHO DO NOT YET KNOW.
MAY I ALSO STATE FOR THE RECORD
*ERIDAN DID NOT KILL ME.*
SO LAY THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE HE HAD NO PART IN IT BUT FINDING ME AND REMOVING THE WEAPON.
WHILE I WILL NOT CONDONE A SENSELESS MANHUNT FOR THE CULPRIT
I WILL INFORM YOU OF HER IDENTITY AND WARN YOU TO WATCH OUT FOR HER PARTICULAR BRAND OF BATSHIT.
SHE'S A HUMAN BY THE NAME OF YUNO
LIVES ON FLOOR 2, APARTMENT 5 OF THE LARMLINE COMPLEX
AND HAS LONG PINK HAIR AND PINK EYES.
DO NOT TRUST HER EVEN WITH A COFFEE MUG.
DO NOT TRUST ANY SWEET ACT SHE PUTS ON.
IN FACT, DON'T TRUST HER IN GENERAL.
ALSO MAY YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO ASK ME DUMB QUESTIONS.
I AM NOT GOING TO DISH OUT GORY ACCOUNTS OF HOW I DIED, BECAUSE REALLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
I WILL HOWEVER REQUEST AN UPDATE ON ANYTHING IMPORTANT I MISSED OVER THE PAST WEEK
BEING AS I COULD NOT KEEP AN EYE ON YOU MORONS ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A CORPSE.
[END FILTER]
[FILTERED TO THE HANDMAID]
I'VE REALIZED SOMETHING FROM THIS.
THE ISSUE ISN'T SO MUCH THAT I WANT YOU TO TRAIN ME
IT'S THAT I NEED TO LEARN.
[END FILTER]
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I'M SAYING IT WAS BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD IN THAT PARTICULAR MOMENT.
WHAT WOULD I EVEN DO WHILE I WAS DEAD, ANYWAY??
DID YOU WANT ME TO HAUNT ALL OF YOU WHILE YOU ARGUED ABOUT WHO KILLED ME
WAS I SUPPOSED TO GET STUCK IN SOME COSMIC WAITING ROOM AND READ BORING MAGAZINES FOR FIVE DAYS
OR AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO SOME MADE UP PARADISE THAT WOULD MAKE REAL LIFE SEEM DUMB BY COMPARISON?
THERE WAS NOTHING AT ALL, SUMMONER.
NOT EVEN EMPTY SPACE
NO AWARENESS, NO BLACK VOID, NO "I SURE AM DEAD RIGHT NOW."
EVERYTHING JUST
FADED
AND NEXT THING I KNEW I WAS WAKING UP IN THE PLAZA.
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aND WHAT 1 SA1D BEFORE, 1 MEANT.
dEPRESS1NG.
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IF YOU EXPECTED ME TO BE ALL SWEETNESS AND LIGHT AFTER THIS EXPERIENCE YOU ARE COMPLETELY OFF THE MARK
AND I DON'T CARE IN THE SLIGHTEST HOW DEPRESSING YOU THINK IT IS.
I NEVER EXPECTED ANYTHING BIG AND FANCY SO EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T ACT ALL DISAPPOINTED FOR YOUR SAKE.
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1'D ACTUALLY BE WORR1ED 1F YOU LOST YOUR F1RE.
aND 1 SUPPOSE 1 F1ND 1T DEPRESS1NG DUE TO A FEW FACTORS.
bUT NEVER M1ND THEM.
1 AM HAPPY YOU ARE BACK AND COULD CLEAR YOUR MATESPR1T'S NAME.
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NEXT TIME IF THINGS ARE THAT MESSED UP, YOU ASSHOLES BETTER HOLD YOUR HOOFBEASTS AND WAIT UNTIL SOMEONE CAN ACTUALLY SORT SHIT OUT.
WHY WOULD ERIDAN EVEN MURDER ME IN THE FIRST PLACE?
LET ALONE SET UP AN SFC TO RECORD HIM PULLING THE KNIFE OUT OF MY NECK AT A STEADY ANGLE.
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1 DO NOT KNOW WHY ANYONE WOULD 1NS1NUATE eR1DAN WOULD DO THAT,
1 PERSONALLY HAVE NOT SEEN MUCH OF H1M, aND WHAT 1 HAVE SEEN 1 HAVEN'T REALLY APPREC1ATED OR ENJOYED.
bUT 1T WAS ST1LL NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE A FULL JUDGEMENT OF H1S MORALS OR DR1VES.
bUT FROM WHAT 1 HAVE SEEN OF YOU,
1 TRUST YOUR JUDGEMENT OF CHARACTER.
sO CONT1NUE NOT CAR1NG ABOUT MY OP1N1ON, aND THOUGH,
1 DON'T UH, rEALLY NEED TO SAY 1T,
cONT1NUE DO1NG WELL BY YOUR FR1ENDS.
tHEY WERE ONLY WORR1ED.
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WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR SOME.
I'LL DO THOSE THINGS EVEN IF YOU DON'T SAY IT.
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wHY THANK YOU.
}:)
aLSO, 1 KNOW.
1F YOU WERE TO READ WHAT 1 SA1D OVER AGA1N,
1 SA1D,
"1 DON'T REALLY NEED TO SAY 1T."
tHUS 1NS1NUAT1NG, yES, yES YOU W1LL DO 1T ON YOUR OWN.
sUCH A B1G MAN YOU ARE.
*P1NCHES CHEEK*
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HERE'S A TIP:
SCREW OFF.
[Click!]
}:)