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[ there's a young woman clad in what appears to be a nurse uniform through the feed today— she appears to be busy adjusting something not visual in the feed. when she finally speaks, it's in an extremely pleasant tone— ]

Good day, Vatheonites! How do you do.

For those of you who knew him prior, I would like to formally announce Dr. Alpha's retirement; that said, I will be taking his place as head of all medical and pharmaceutical affairs.

If you have any questions or need of assistance, please do feel free to contact me, hm? [ a cheerful note escapes her lips, and she finishes her announcement after a snap of the latex glove she had been adjusting, now visible within the feed. ]

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He was getting a little too old for the job, admittedly.

[ a smile. ] I'm simply better, is all.

So, what did you do, decorate him like a turkey and have a grand old party while throwing him into the incinerator? Because really, I've watched enough movies to know that when someone says that some characters has "permanently retired" that's just a big old euphemism for "killed".

Really? How so? What sets you apart from the rest of the populace? Enlighten me.

Oh, don't be so cynical! He's on vacation, mind you.

[ she begins adjusting the other glove— ]

If you're up for an examination, I'd be happy to show you! [ snap! ]

Ooh, where? The Bermuda Triangle? I've heard that's a rather interesting place. So interesting, people never come back.

[A laugh.] I don't need an examination. I'm not exactly the type of person who gets diseases.

Somewhere nice. [ and ambiguous. ]

My, that's impressive! I suppose I won't be seeing you in my office, then.

That depends on your definition of "nice". I think going over a hundred miles an hour in my car is nice, but that doesn't mean other people will like it.

Oh, don't count me out of the equation yet. Since Alpha is out, you have replaced him as the person I have to bother. So you'll be seeing me more often than not, miss...?

That's a nice analogy.

Oh? You may refer to me as Head Nurse, if you wish. I look forward to it.

You do like the word "nice", don't you?

Head Nurse? How generic. No, I'd rather call you Miss Nice, just because you love that word so much. I'm Crowley by the way. Anthony J. Crowley. A pleasure.

I do! Nice is always the better option.

I prefer a title to a name, if there is one to be had. I don't suppose you'd have one of those, would you? [ ... ] I'm flattered, Mr. Crowley— I try. [ smile. ]

Of course it is.

[He looks ever so amused.]

Oh, I do have a title, actually. If you've ever read the Bible, you might have come across it once or twice. But that's all I'm going to say on that matter, because why should I spoil the fun of you trying to figure out what it is? Now Alpha, he already knew what that title was. Still looks like you've got a bit of digging to do, Miss Nice.

And I'm sure you do try. You just love all the people of this city so much, don't you?

[ she tsks. ] Oh, Alpha. This is why we had to let him go... Sorry, Mr. Crowley, I'm afraid I've better things to do than dig around aimlessly. ...Like take care of the people within this city, yes.

Why? Because he knew a little too much about his patients? Huh, and here I was thinking that you'd got everyone's information on file over there.

So you would take care of me? Even if you had no idea who I was? There are some pretty bad apples in this city, Miss Nice- some of the might not be as nice as you are, you know.

He didn't do his job. He wasn't very nice, either; but of course you should all know that first-hand. Hm... [ she taps her finger against her lips in thought for a moment. ]

Let me put it this way, Mr. Crowley: Just because a company has a lot of information on file, it most certainly does not mean that every employee has access to that information.

And yes, I would; I intend to actually do my job here— though Mr. Crowley, didn't you say you don't get sick? [ ... and there's a giggle at his warning. ] Noted.

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