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[thalassino]

[ there's a young woman clad in what appears to be a nurse uniform through the feed today— she appears to be busy adjusting something not visual in the feed. when she finally speaks, it's in an extremely pleasant tone— ]

Good day, Vatheonites! How do you do.

For those of you who knew him prior, I would like to formally announce Dr. Alpha's retirement; that said, I will be taking his place as head of all medical and pharmaceutical affairs.

If you have any questions or need of assistance, please do feel free to contact me, hm? [ a cheerful note escapes her lips, and she finishes her announcement after a snap of the latex glove she had been adjusting, now visible within the feed. ]

Comments

[chosen_gigolo]

Oh-ho~ Can't say I ever met the former doc, but I'd much rather be examined by you~❤

[Woah. Down boy.]

[thalassino]

[ an amused laugh; she seems pleased to hear that. ]

Wonderful! That's what I'm here for. I won't disappoint.

[chosen_gigolo]

[Oh ho ho! Here for that? Really? He hopes she didn't misconstrue what he's getting at here; a lot of people in the bubble are so dense.]

I don't suppose you have and opening for an evening appointment sometime? We could get together and brush up on some anatomy~

[thalassino]

[ she

misconstrues

nothing ]

Of course, let me pencil you in— [ picking up a clipboard in the background that was apparently set on the desk... ] —Mr. Zelos, correct?

[chosen_gigolo]

That's right. And what should I call you, my darling doctor~?♥

[thalassino]

Head Nurse, please. You may call me that, if you like.

[ there's some scribbling on the clipboard... ]

It's not often I find a man willing to let me use his body. I may have to put you to sleep, first... [ she taps her pen against her lips momentarily in thought— ] You've no allergies, do you?

[chosen_gigolo]

[What...?

what?

What?!]

That is absolutely completely totally not what I meant!

[thalassino]

[ ...oh no oops now she's pouting— ] ...You don't want to?

[ :( ]

[chosen_gigolo]

[He was hitting on her, not inviting her to conduct alien probe experiments!! Why would anyone do that voluntarily?!

But she's pouting now and really... what could they do to him that hadn't already been done?]

...what did you have in mind, exactly?

[thalassino]

Nothing you'll feel any physical repercussions from, of course. At least not during, since I use anesthetics. I'm curious about the effects of mutilation within Vatheon's hemisphere— there's apparently a revival function for death, but...

A simple surgery should do!

[chosen_gigolo]

Mutilation?! I can be talked into a lot of kinky shit, Hunny, but nothing is gonna convince me to chop off any part of this gorgeous body!