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[fonmaster]

[Having gotten settled temporarily in one of the hotels, Ion finally decides to go about this "living in Vatheon" thing. Posting a video like this was much less likely to make someone feel obligated than asking for housemates in person, right?]

Ah, hello! I've just arrived here so I'm sure most of you don't know me. My name is Ion. I-I suppose I'll get right to the point.

The hotels here are really quite nice, but I'm not used to living alone. Is there anyone that has been looking for a roommate? I don't have any noisy hobbies and I clean up after myself!

Please don't feel obligated to respond, okay?

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[420]

Havin' any fuckin' luck yet, brother?

[Technically their house is a bit full, but that is no reason to not help out right? There is always the couch!]

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[fonmaster]

A-any luck with what, now?! I'm not... I'm not...

[There's practically steam coming out of his ears. Is that what people thought he wanted?!]

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[420]

[Halp what has this conversation turned into, Gamzee is only six thirteen.]

Finding some motherfucker to hivecrash at.

... that is all what you was after, yeah?

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[fonmaster]

[And Ion is only two!]

I'm not after any f... umm... if you're asking if I'm looking for someplace to stay, yes. I think I might have somewhere though. We'll see.

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[420]

Yeah! Yeah, that is what I was all getting my fuckin' ask for on. Cause you ain't all got nothing, any motherfucker can always hivecrash at my motherfuckin' crib whenever all need be.

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[fonmaster]

[Ion has to know. This person doesn't look human, so maybe it means something different.]

That's very kind of you. Umm, sir... what does f...fucking mean?

[Oh Lorelei he can't believe he just said that!]

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[420]

Uh, you know. Pailing.

[It is not Gamzee's fault. He was raised by the troll internet.]

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[fonmaster]

[Pailing? So it was something different! Maybe this person was just trying to be polite.]

Okay! In that case, I am, ahh, very f...

[Nope, he can't do it. He can't say it just like that.]

I am very grateful for your offer. I'll call you if I need a place, sir!

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[420]

Haha, just Gamzee be fine, brother. Ain't all be needing another motherfucker calling this brother sir. Just don't all feel right, it does.

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[fonmaster]

[Still smiling, he nods.]

Gamzee is your name? Gamzee it is, then.

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[420]

What's yours, brother? You new, right?

[Yes, Ion had mentioned it before, but gosh, Gamzee's memory just wasn't that good.]