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Hello
I Am Not Sure Just Who I Am Contacting With This
As Far As I Can Tell This Is An Open Broadcast On This Network
Can Anybody Help Me
I Dont Know Where I Am Or Why I Am Here

[Waiting for a response, any response. Do people here even speak her language? Why does she even have this device?]

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Oh hey Fussyfangs!!!!!!!!

[The absolute LAST person she would expect to see here!]

Vriska
Is
Is That Really You
How Is That
Am I Dead

YOU'RE IN VATHEON, KANAYA.
MOST OF US ARE HERE BUT NOT ALL, ALONG WITH CERTAIN OTHER TROLLS THAT ARE, WELL, OUR ANCESTORS.
MOST OF THEM WON'T KILL YOU BUT I WILL ADVISE YOU WITH ALL MY LEADERLY ACUMEN TO AVOID THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD, WHO BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE GAMZEE BUT OLDER AND YANKED OUT OF THE WORST DAYMARE ANYONE'S EVER DREAMED.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, A GOOD CHUNK OF US ARE IN HIDING FROM THAT CRAZYHAIRED ASSHOLE SO AS NOT TO GET OUR HORNS LITERALLY HANDED TO US.
BUT BEFORE I TELL YOU WHERE, AND THIS IS NOT TO BE DIFFICULT BUT FOR THE PURPOSES OF SAFETY
FIRSTLY, PROMISE ME YOU WON'T LET SLIP TO ANYONE WHERE IT IS WE'RE HIDING
AND SECONDLY, WHAT LAST HAPPENED FROM YOUR PERSPECTIVE BEFORE YOU WERE BROUGHT HERE?

What????????
No!
I mean

Oh w8it am I the first troll you've spoken to here?

yOU'RE CONTACT1NG EVERYONE,
sOMEONE cAN HELP YOU.
aND UH, tH1S 1S vATHEON.
bUT WOULD YOU L1KE ME TO SHOW YOU AROUND?
1 CAN BE A SPECTACULAR TOUR GU1DE.
};)

[Doesn't seem like... the Dolorosa, and looking at the other replies... it's probably another young troll? Yeah, tour might take a detour to the island.]

Oh Krakat I Am So Glad To Hear From You
Its Reassuring You Have No Idea
I Will Not Reveal Your Location But I Dont Know How Useful The Information Will Be For Me
I Have No Idea Where Anything Is Here
As For My Perspective
I Was Last On The Meteor Having Departed The Green Sun

[a bit of a pause...]

Are You Trying To Tell Me There Are Adult Trolls In This Place

Wwho are you?

I Am Sorry But I Do Not Know Who You Are
It Seems That Some Of My Friends Are In This Place So I Think It Would Be Best If I Meet With Them
I Apologize If I Am Somewhat Paranoid About Any Help Offered
I Feel This Attitude May Be A Healthy One In This Unknown Place

Yes
Though You Are No Longer The Only One
I Am Very Confused Though
I Dont Understand How You Can Be Here Too

yOU'RE GO1NG TO HAVE TO DEAL, l1TTLE NYMPH.
mOST OF THE YOUNG TROLLS ARE ON THE 1SLAND, WH1CH 1S WHERE YOU SHOULD BE.
1 CAN ESCORT YOU 1F YOU'D L1KE.
dON'T WORRY, 1 DON'T B1TE.
uNLESS YOU'RE FOR THAT K1ND OF TH1NG.

You Dont Know Who I Am
That Was A Question Not A Statement
Though The Question Was More Or Less Rhetorical
I Dont Think I Know Who You Are Although Your Quirk Is Familiar
Are You Related To Eridan

YES, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM TELLING YOU.
NOT ALL OF THEM ARE HERE, JUST LIKE SOME OF US ARE MISSING
BUT MOST OF THEM AS SAID AREN'T GOING TO KILL YOU JUST FOR BEING A YOUNG TROLL.
MOST OF THEM ARE IN FACT FROM BEFORE ADULTS WERE KICKED OFF THE PLANET
WHICH, YES, WAS THE THING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, AS YOUR OWN ANCESTOR HAPPENED TO INFORM ME WHILE SHE WAS HERE.
BUT ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH TO TELL ME WHAT I NEED FOR WHEN YOU'RE FROM.
FIRST OFF, EVERYONE HERE IS FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE TIMELINE, BASICALLY
MEANING THAT PEOPLE WHO WOULD BE DEAD BACK IN THE VEIL ARE DECIDEDLY ALIVE HERE.
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH A THING, BY THE WAY.
DEATH DOESN'T LAST, YOU DIE AND THEN YOU REVIVE FIVE DAYS LATER
WHICH IS NOT AT ALL AN INVITATION TO GO OFFING ANYONE, WHICH TIES INTO MY MAIN POINT
DON'T KILL ERIDAN.
I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO LIKE HIM OR GET ALONG LET ALONE BE BEST BULGE BUDDIES FOREVER
BUT HE IS WELL AWARE OF HOW COLOSSALLY HE FUCKED UP, AND IS LARGELY WORKING TOWARDS NOT BEING SUCH A TOTAL WASTE OF AIR AND EXISTENCE
WHICH HAS THUS FAR ACCOMPLISHED TO A SURPRISING DEGREE.
CAN YOU AGREE TO KEEP YOUR LIPSTICK CAPPED AROUND HIM?
I'LL GET TO THE REST AFTERWARD BUT I NEED YOUR ANSWER ON THAT FIRST.

The Other Young Trolls
Just How Many Of Our Species Are In This Place
As For Biting Ill Have You Know That Id Rather Be Giving Than Receiving
Unless Your Remarks Were Meant To Be Salacious In Which Case I Must Decline Entirely

[Nervously looking for any Adult trolls coming her way... of course it doesn't occur to her to look up...]

Im Sorry To Interrupt Karkat But I Must Ask You A Very Urgent Question First
One Of The Adult Trolls Is Coming To Meet Me I Think And I Dont Really Have Anywhere To Hide In This Plaza
Do I Have Anything To Fear From The One That Types With Tavross Brown Color
This Is Potentially Very Urgent I Didnt Quite Read Your Whole Message
Sorry

I thought I might knoww wwho you are, though looking at the other people you're talking to, I can see that I probably don't.
Wwhich is just as wwell.
My name is Orphaner Dualscar, and I'm Eridan's ancestor.

uHH...
wELL THERE'S CERTA1NLY A GOOD NUMBER OF US,
aDULT AND WR1GGLERS AL1KE.
g1V1NG?
wELL THEN,
hOW FORWARD OF YOU.
1'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP THAT 1N M1ND.

[He's not really in that area right now, plus flying puts a good amount of strain on him during this moment in time. Lucky you, Kanaya, but lets hope someone worse than dear Summoner doesn't happen upon you.]

Kanaya, )(i!
You s)(ore picked an inconchvenient time to was)( up )(ere.

Then I Suppose It Is Nice To Meet You Orphaner
I Understand That Eridan Is Here As Well
Our Conversation Has Been Short But You Already Seem Nothing Like Your Descendant

Wwe havve certain traits in common.
I didn't knoww your ancestor wwell enough to judge wwhat differences there are between yourself and her, I'm afraid.
Wwhat's your name, child?

I Dont Know Just How Forward You Think It Is
I Thought I Made It Quite Clear I Am Not Interested In Any Sort Of Lewd Advances
But Karkat Tells Me That I Can Trust You Summoner
So I Suppose I Will Accept Your Offer
[slight pause...]
To Be Clear I Am Referring To The Offer Of A Tour Or Escort

Hello Feferi
I Guess I Am Getting Used To Unexpected Contacts Like This
I Am Sorry If My Arrival Is Inconvenient But I Dont Think I Had Much Choice In The Matter

I Am Kanaya Maryam Sir
Beyond Your Quirk I Cannot Imagine What Traits You Share With Him
You Are Far More Polite And Civilized I Think

holy shit
its like
everyone just decided to bum rush this place
candy colored text everywhere
welcome to vatheon
i guess
it kind of sucks here
but our options were terrible to begin with

Youre Here Too Strider
Are Any Of The Other Humans Here

[Having received her answer, Kanaya goes back to finish reading Karkats questions]

Thank You Karkat
Youve Been The Best Help In Letting Me Know Whats Going On Here
I Promise I Will Not Attack Eridan Unprovoked
And I Will Not Kill Him If I Can Help It
If He Is Trying To Reform As You Say Then I Foresee No Reason For Any Violence At All

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