caughtinanetwork | Zelos + Drunk = bad ideas

[The feed opens on Zelos, headband askew over one eye and swaying a bit but with a huge grin plastered on his mildly flushed face.]

HEeeyyy Vatheon! 'sme, The Great Zelosh Wilder!

[He has to take a long pause to stifle some giggles.]

N-now, y'see, I've noticed that a whooole lottaya don't really know nothin about sex so you're reaaalll lucky you've got me around! I'm kinda sorta a bit of an expert, so's how's about I start with lesson one an'-

[Though Vatheon will never know what lesson one is because an extremely frazzled Zelda stomps into the room behind him yelling "What are you doing?!" and grabs his ear, yanking hard enough to make Zelos yelp and fall over comically. His hand is still visible from the bottom of the screen complete with whining protests interspersed with drunken giggles as Zelda looks apologetically into the screen before cutting off the feed.

Looks like Zelos lost his network privileges.]

((ooc: Messages will be answered by either Zelda or Zelos, depending on who has hold of it.))