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caughtinanetwork2012-03-07 08:56 pm
chosen_gigolo) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-03-07 08:56 pm
Zelos + Drunk = bad ideas
[The feed opens on Zelos, headband askew over one eye and swaying a bit but with a huge grin plastered on his mildly flushed face.]
HEeeyyy Vatheon! 'sme, The Great Zelosh Wilder!
[He has to take a long pause to stifle some giggles.]
N-now, y'see, I've noticed that a whooole lottaya don't really know nothin about sex so you're reaaalll lucky you've got me around! I'm kinda sorta a bit of an expert, so's how's about I start with lesson one an'-
[Though Vatheon will never know what lesson one is because an extremely frazzled Zelda stomps into the room behind him yelling "What are you doing?!" and grabs his ear, yanking hard enough to make Zelos yelp and fall over comically. His hand is still visible from the bottom of the screen complete with whining protests interspersed with drunken giggles as Zelda looks apologetically into the screen before cutting off the feed.
Looks like Zelos lost his network privileges.]
((ooc: Messages will be answered by either Zelda or Zelos, depending on who has hold of it.))
HEeeyyy Vatheon! 'sme, The Great Zelosh Wilder!
[He has to take a long pause to stifle some giggles.]
N-now, y'see, I've noticed that a whooole lottaya don't really know nothin about sex so you're reaaalll lucky you've got me around! I'm kinda sorta a bit of an expert, so's how's about I start with lesson one an'-
[Though Vatheon will never know what lesson one is because an extremely frazzled Zelda stomps into the room behind him yelling "What are you doing?!" and grabs his ear, yanking hard enough to make Zelos yelp and fall over comically. His hand is still visible from the bottom of the screen complete with whining protests interspersed with drunken giggles as Zelda looks apologetically into the screen before cutting off the feed.
Looks like Zelos lost his network privileges.]
((ooc: Messages will be answered by either Zelda or Zelos, depending on who has hold of it.))
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No, you're not. We've talked about this before. I don't find you sexy, Zelos.
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[A beat, then he gets quite a perverted expression.]
Over and over♥
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O....kay... Zelos, you're officially weird. Are you sure you're feeling all right? You're acting kind of...
Drunk?
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[Zelos throws his hands up in a celebratory gesture and completely overbalances, falling backwards with a cacophonous bout of giggling.]
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[...remind him again why people think being drunk is fun.]
Zelos, go to bed.
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[Unceremoniously tosses his jacket and shirt off without bothering to turn off the SFC. Oh god is he going for his pants...?]
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Zelos! Don't... don't strip on camera!
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Think you could lock him in his room and take his starfish away? I could help!
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[Not that he'll really fight Zelda about it but he's giving both her and the SFC a mighty puppy dog face.]
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I do.
Trust me, you'll thank me later when you're sober again. Now go to bed.
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[Her life is suffering.]
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[Man, Zelda, he has no idea how you can stand to be Zelos's roommate.]
Let me know if he gets out of hand. I've traveled with him a lot. I can deal with him.
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No one needs to "deal with me", I'm going, I'm going! And Zelda's coming too~!
[He waves a wiggly fingered wave at Lloyd and slides his arms around the princess's waist.]
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[People are watching Zelos, emo cuddle time is for when they're alone!]
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[He nuzzles into her hair, hiccuping drunkenly and pretty much completely forgetting Lloyd is on the SFC at all.]
You smell like lilies~
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...he's asleep now.
[Off goes the feed!]
Not here
Man, I bet she'd get along great with Sheena.