caughtinanetwork | Zelos + Drunk = bad ideas

[The feed opens on Zelos, headband askew over one eye and swaying a bit but with a huge grin plastered on his mildly flushed face.]

HEeeyyy Vatheon! 'sme, The Great Zelosh Wilder!

[He has to take a long pause to stifle some giggles.]

N-now, y'see, I've noticed that a whooole lottaya don't really know nothin about sex so you're reaaalll lucky you've got me around! I'm kinda sorta a bit of an expert, so's how's about I start with lesson one an'-

[Though Vatheon will never know what lesson one is because an extremely frazzled Zelda stomps into the room behind him yelling "What are you doing?!" and grabs his ear, yanking hard enough to make Zelos yelp and fall over comically. His hand is still visible from the bottom of the screen complete with whining protests interspersed with drunken giggles as Zelda looks apologetically into the screen before cutting off the feed.

Looks like Zelos lost his network privileges.]

((ooc: Messages will be answered by either Zelda or Zelos, depending on who has hold of it.))

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Nah nah y'see thatsh a public service! Too many people dunno what'sh up, y'know? It's educashional.

And most of us are doing just fine on our own.

Somehow I don't think your brand of education is very useful.

Oh no? Do you even get how many people here don't even know how to kiss? I bet you don't even know how to kiss.

[He puckers his lips at the screen as if to illustrate.]

[...That's not relevant, but yes, he does. At least short kisses, on the lips. And then he knows how to back off and stammer that this isn't a good idea.]

Is knowing how to kiss such an important life skill as all that?

Are you kidding me right now? Of course it is! Kissing is one of the best things in life!

Perhaps if we were to devote our lives to the pursuit of our own pleasure, but even then I'd doubt it.

Maaan you really don't get it at all. Kissing isn't about your pleasure even if it's pleasureab.. pleas... fun! It's about the person you're kissing! See, see, I devote my life to the pursuit of other's pleasure~

Which is your choice, but that doesn't make it appropriate for a public network.

You're a total killjoy! There's no reason to get so purita-..pur...uptight about sex.

...There actually seem to be quite a number of reasons to do so.

[Does not compute]

Not really...

While I could explain my reasons, I'm not sure that you're interested, or that you'll remember them in the morning.

Don't think we really agree sho no point!

[Zelos turns his head and fumbles for the SFC]

Shit, she's coming, gotta go!

[The picture tilts sickeningly as Zelos moves the SFC to get the record button and then the feed clicks off.]

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