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[The audio feed crackles for a moment, like whoever is going to start speaking has to psyche himself up to do it. Then there's a deep sigh, and...]

Feferi Peixes is no longer in the bubble. I guess... I guess she went home.

[There's another moment of silence, and then the feed cuts out.]

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NOT UNTIL WE'RE OLDER!

D --> Pervert

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!

D --> I just wanted to know what kind of weird stuff I could be getting myself into
D --> Wow, Vantas, I don't know
D --> You're a bigger se%ual deviant than I thought
D --> You should really learn to just keep these bizarre fantasies to yourself

[Guess who's feeling better? Go on, guess!]

YOU MADE THE GODDAMN ROBOT FOR ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
YOU MADE OUT WITH IT WITHOUT ME EVER SAYING A SINGLE FUCKING THING ABOUT WANTING YOU TO!!!
...
NOT THAT
...
NEVER FUCKING MIND.
YOU'RE A BIGGER PERVERT THAN I EVER WILL BE, HOOFBEAST FUCKER!

D --> Now that's quite enough out of you
D --> Beasts are made to be 100ked upon with adoration and appreciation
D --> Not eaten or used as scratching posts for our perverse se%ual desires
D --> That's what robots are for

D --> I mean

D --> Dammit

WAIT YOU MEAN YOU

Edited 2012-01-09 10:03 (UTC)

AHAHA.

AHAHAHAHA!
CALL ME A PERV AND THEN SAY YOU USE YOUR ROBOTS LIKE THAT, HUH?
OKAY, HAVE IT YOUR WAY, ROBOT FUCKER.
WHO KNEW YOU WERE MAKING YOUR VERY OWN ROBOT DUPLICATE FOR A PURPOSE LIKE THAT.
IS THAT WHY YOU WANT IT?
SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FANTASIES THERE, PERVERT!
SO TELL ME, JUST HOW DISAPPOINTED *ARE* YOU THAT YOUR KISMESIS WANTS TO TAKE THE SAFE ROUTE AND WAIT, HUH?

Edited 2012-01-09 10:12 (UTC)

D --> Not nearly as disappointed as I was before I had such a handsome robot to makeout with

YOU ARE THE PERVIEST PERVE TO EVER PERVE ON ANYTHING, AREN'T YOU.
I BET YOU'RE SWEATING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.
HEY TELL ME, DO YOU NEED AN EXTRA BUCKET JUST FOR YOUR OWN STINKING PERSPIRATION?
MAYBE WE BETTER PUT IT OFF EVEN LONGER UNTIL YOU CAN LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR OWN BODY, FREAK.

D --> And yet you
D --> Mister "My Standards Are So High No One Will Ever Meet Them"
D --> Ended up with me
D --> What does that say about you

D --> And as long as I have sufficient drying materials
D --> An e%tra bucket wouldn't be necessary
D --> Unless additional rounds of coupling were instigated
D --> Then

D --> The sky's the limit

D --> Oh, we'll wait until your delicate little mutant husk is ready for me
D --> Just gives me more time to spend with my robot
D --> Which I'll do
D --> By myself
D --> In privacy
D --> Doing whatever
D --> I
D --> Like

IT MEANS

ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT THAT?

D --> Completely

["Whatever he likes" usually entails working on other robots or projects while RoboEquius watches silently and assists, but he sees no reason to tell Karkat that.]

MOTHER OF FUCK.
YOU
OKAY.

[Ignorance is bliss, as they say.]

[Bliss and teenage hormones.]

D --> I think we're done here
D --> You just keep being a delicate, trembling little mutant flower
D --> And I'll keep myself occupied with my robots until then

D --> And Vantas, you disgusting, mutant abomination
D --> <3<

WHEN THE DAY FINALLY COMES
I WILL BE THE ONE TO MAKE YOU TREMBLE IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO.

[Personal pride won't let him go without making some kind of retort. That was easiest.]

BUT FOR NOW
UH
I NEED TO ORGANIZE MY MOVIES
BECAUSE I AM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT WHAT MAKES YOU SUCH A LEWD, REVOLTING, FREAKISH EXCUSE FOR A TROLL'S UGLY SUBSPECIES.
<3<

Edited 2012-01-09 10:58 (UTC)

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