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[ashellfishman]

[What's that scuttling around the Plaza? Why, it is the most neurotic little crab you have ever seen! Everything is terrifying and worthy of making high-pitched noises followed by attempts to hide somewhere. Even bumping into his own starfish communicator! But upon realizing this last thing was his fault, he rubs his back end, gathers some of his pretend dignity, and mutters with a heavy Jamaican accent.]

Dis is what happens when humans steal some of de sea. Riff raff and gadgets and dings all over de place! I've got to find dat girl and drag her home by de fins.

[Or is it ankle? Eh, details. Wait, what is this thing doing? It's making noises and light and... stuff. Maybe he should tap it and see what happens?]

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[ex_fintastic398]

Not by the fins, that's mean!

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[ashellfishman]

[WOAH THERE'S A PERSON IN THERE THAT IS TERRIFYING AND SQUEAK-WORTHY!]

You! How did you get in dere?!

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[ex_fintastic398]

Silly! I'm not actually in here! You're just seeing a picture of me.

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[ashellfishman]

[SEBASTIAN IS SUSPICIOUS and only partly because he has no idea what that means. But by golly, he is going to act like he does!]

Of course. I knew dat.

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[unconchonable]

... A talkin' crab... I guess I shouldn't be fuckin' surprised, really.

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[ashellfishman]

[NOW THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. Where do they come from?! And why is this one implying crabs are better seen and not heard? RUDE.]

I will have you know my vocabulary is excellent and I won't put up with dis crab discrimination!

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[unconchonable]

[Calm down he is dating a crab ok. Well kinda, crab troll, whatever.]

Alright, ok, that doesn't change the fuckin' fact that I don't run into talkin' crabs ewer night.

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[ashellfishman]

Dat's because we are a prudent people.

[Brushing invisible dust off his shell.]

Who are you?

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[takesyoubytheheart]

[He thought he heard some weird noises, and has come over to check it out. But he doesn't someone so small and misses him at first.]

Hello? Anyone there?

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[ashellfishman]

[Those are some big feet coming awfully close to Sebastian's whole Sebastian. Getting stepped on is not a thing he would like!]

Watch where you're going!

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[takesyoubytheheart]

[He stumbles, surprised - ]

Huh?

[And looks down. It's not the smallest looking creature he's ever met, but it's certainly a new one.]

Whoa! Sorry about that, pal.

[Video] omg...glorious day ;;!!!!

[merrascal]

[Boy, he'd know that voice anywhere! Only one crabby crustacean had that deep of an accent.]

S-sebastian? Is that really you?

[And yeap that's totally Urchin's face looking at the crab from the SFC.]

I-it has been forever since I saw the whole series please forgive me if I'm rusty! ;;

[ashellfishman]

Urchin? What are you doing here? Get out of dat box dis instant!

absolutely no problem x3~

[merrascal]

Heh, I'm not in it. It's like uh...a two way pool! I can see you on mine.

Hey! Are you at that fountain?

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[asea]

[The plaza offers some of the strangest things. A crab is not one of them. A talking crab rambling about a girl and her fin or another while he's walking by, however -- could be. Even in Vatheon, that's not normal. Crab shacks offered no such variety.

Pray tell, Sebastian, what does it feel like to have someone staring you down impassively?]

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[ashellfishman]

[It feels like that feeling when somefish is planning to eat you. You know, that "I should go conveniently make my way under this leaf here" feeling.]

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[asea]

[Hey now, isn't that vaguely akin to fish eating fish?

But before any more second passes on in silence, he asks in such a deadpan tone that it doesn't even sound like a question,]

. . . where?

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[ninthserenade]

<sub>[Excuse him, Sebastian. There is just going to be one former mer-Nobody staring with his mouth open. This...

He's seeing things, right? This can't be real. This has got to be a dream.]</sub>

...Sebastian...?

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[ashellfishman]

[Someone knows him? Of course someone knows him! He's a very prestigious crab, even here in... wherever this is.]

Who's dere?

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[ninthserenade]

Dude--Sebastian!? That's you, right? Oh man! It's me, Myde! W-Where are you?!

action; Sebastian the crab, meet Sebastian the crow.

[xthecorvus]

[ See, the problem with running a household all by your lonesome is that you never had anyone to send out to do the groceries for you. So... pardon him as he just very nearly bumps into the little scuttling thing. Of course, the voice and the accent catch his attention. ]

And here I was led to believe they kept most of the undersea life out of the city's confines.

It seems they've left one.

[ ...Maybe the young master wouldn't mind crab for supper. But then, who knows where it's been. ]

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[longwinded]

Is this place going childhood on me?

[Under da sea, under da sea. Darlin' is betta down where it's wetter! I mean, sup sebastian.]

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[mothersunlight]

[A crab! Ammy was running around for most of the day, with a certain little someone in tow, but as easily distracted as she is she runs over to see the crab.]

Woof.

[Look junior one of the underwater animals! Ammy rarely sees them since she can't swim BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT. Ammy plops down, staring down at Sebastian.]

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[sonlight]

[Chibi shuffles a bit closer, giving the crab an experimental sniff. He quickly crinkles his nose.

Undersea critters don't smell very good, mom. :< ]

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[donotcomprehend]

You sound like Cielo.